Life (242)

Life, my friend, just happens. 

It happens when we least expect it. 

As a certain lady "Gini" did (right down to the name "Gin", hehe, if you get my drift, and her long unending legs ...) while I was climbing the hill In China. 

I still remember it. 

I was coming back from a monkey job. 

Oddly enough, that was one I wasn't being paid for - neither did I want it - because yours truly was "tutoring the owner of the learning center" - a guy who always had wads of red RMB's so thick bursting out his wallet that I wonder where he kept 'em all. 

He was not uber rich either. 

He just did the equivalent of "carrying all his cash digitally" in his wallet!

Lots of self help gurus talk about carrying cash in pocket where you can SEE and FEEL it daily. 

I know what they mean. 

I could tell you the smell of freshly minted bank notes, hehe. 

Not that I use 'em!

I haven't used any form of cash for YEARS - last was in 2013, I think!

Or 2014, actually, before my phone updated to let me use "wechat Wallet". 

Anyway, I met Gini on my hill climbs thereafter. 

We hit it off instantly. A month or so later, it all "went South". 

I have no clue where this lovely lady is these days. Maybe Shanghai? I dont know!

Anyway, I was also developing a website for a model back then who told me "I had everything it took to be a model and then some!". 

Judging from the feedback I got from others, he was right. 

(and this when I was a phat phock). 

"You look like that movie star", I still remember Marc the African Silverback Gorilla saying. 

Many people agree on that in the great country of Canada!

But anyway, a girl showed up at one of the paid gigs I DID do for "Rocky" (his name) - on Sunday mornings. 

First time I saw her, it was like a vision in red I never saw before!

Like; even for me, stunningly drop dead gorgeous!

But I didnt think much about her. 

Second time, she was wearing a MASK of all things. 

I forgot who she was, oddly enough. 

Later, she was to tell me "I like my teachers to remember me!" 

LOL. After she introduced that old lady to me who did such a stellar job of cleaning my house!

Heart thumping as she did so, except she didnt know it .. 

(I didnt either. I had truly no inkling!). 

Third time? 

She was looking equally as gorgeous. 

But of course, these Chinese dames love showing up for class late. I took her Wechat - NO, not for any other reason other than to check if I could start the class. 

I didnt have to. 

I could do it my way. If she was late, she was late!

For some odd reason though ... I dont know. 

Anyway, that sparked off a time in 2015 that I'll write about in detail some day. 

It sparked off some of the most intense feelings and emotions I ever felt. 

Truly an "Italian thunderbolt" she was! 

Even yours truly "notches galore on the bedpost" was hit by it. We all can be sometimes!

I could write a book on this. I probably will sometime. 

But anyway, during an October "holiday of sorts", yours truly got in a car - her car. 

I had never driven in China prior to that. 

China, of all places - think about it!

India, yes, tons of driving - but all on an old "castaway" - which I refurbished ON MY OWN DIME to turn into a great car (and learnt a lot about cars while doing so). 

I've often said, and it holds true, if you can drive long, long stretches in India and not end up in an accient you can do that anywhere. 

To an extent, back in the day, that holds true for China too - but when I did it - I was shocked to see the ultra modern highways which I knew of, granted,  but all over the country? Truly, I didnt have a clue! 

And while China doesn't have Highway Patrol, the people in general seem to follow rules fairly well. Until they get into the city when they have to park, and ... 

But anyway ... 

The first day I drove, it was like "normalcy" again. 

An automatic car, power steering, A/C that did not conk out at every given opportunity, and so forth. 

You know how it is - the hand kept moving to the non existent stick shift!

Pun not intended, hehe. And I slammed on the brakes a little too hard - because while in the US of course I drove power steering, I had not for years in India. 

Anyway ... 

The next day, or two days later, I woke up. 

6 AM or so. 

Went off on one of the most amazing adventures of my life in terms of - NOT the places I went to - but HOW I did it. 

I just got into the car - and drove. 

Thats all. Period. 

It might not sound like a big deal to you. 

But given the circumstances, I hadn't driven for years, given it was CHINA we're talking about - given it's the difference in cars etc - given all those things - and given I jumped straight into what turned into a 15 hour long drive (though I'm not a stranger to long drives - never have been!) ... it was something!

Given I believe I was driving with a driving license issued in Hong Kong (perfectly legal Hong Kong driving license) - well...! 

Grey area. But hey. The things we do! 

Whether or not this is fiction or fact I'll let you decide. And I'll leave some of the juicer Bezos like facts out of this piece, hehe. 

There were a lot!

Maybe I'll detail them in future adventures. I mean, emails. 

But point of me saying this, as (I just paused while writing this, and looked off into space, remembering the sheer freedom I felt on that trip) ... 

Is again, doing things people generally don't do - and in a way most people wouldn't dream of doing - and those opportunities showed up because I did a job well - for which I was being WOEFULLY underpaid - but I did it anyway - and did a damn good job of it. 

Napoelon Hill speaks of the following in the Laws of Success

The man who does a job better than what he's paid for for doing it, if at all, and keeps doing it - will soon have the world beating a path to his door with offers that far exceed what he's making now. 

I'm paraphrasing, to put it in modern terms. 

IT was true - for me - both financially, and otherwise. 

Some of the relationships I built during those years are still there ... 

As they say in the PRC, "guanxi" aka relationships . Some say connections. I'd say the former. 

Anyway ... That drive - or trip - or whatever YOU choose to call it didnt stop with the 17 hour drive. 

Daily, it was a hectic schedule! 

I'd have liked to park my butt for a week in the hotel room after that, doing nothing but drinking with beer, and not get into minor accidents on the road in China!

(during a massive and mammoth traffic jam - and I ended up being fleeced for way more than I should have been. But hey!). 

Names changed to protect the guilty!

It truly, my friend was a magical time - and those drives. Holy smokes, I remember being GLAD to return home at the end of the trip. 

She wasn't ... the opposite. 

I won't get into why here. 

Anyway, whats the point of all this? 

Certainly not just to Tom Tom my abilities to DO somethign - learn on the fly - adapt - improvise as you go along - and overcome!

CErtainly not to say I'm Harry Houdini either (though I had a Houdini momemt there where my heart was truly in my MOUTH).

It's just one of those things I've been meaning to write about. 

One of those things I've been meaning to tell you about - over a few cold ones!

Obviously I can't do the cold beer thing now. Maybe some day some of us can meet up! 

But until then, hehe, the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship will serve. 

Plenty more to tell you - stay tuned!

And yeah, one of those "bro" things you can tell each other over those long nights spent drinking ice cold beer. 

Geez, the memories!

China, you beauty - yes, despite its many flaws, China has many good things too!

If you've read Gorilla Grip for one, you know what I mean. 

Anyway, Da Xing Xing aside, let me tell you this bro. 

Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness brings you training secrets from the country that it "all started in". 


All these countries were originally the subcontient, my friend. 

Even the Eastern sideboard of Africa fits in perfectly with the left side of India if you see the picture on the map. 

As my wife said the other day proudly, "the first man came from India!" 

Africa, actually. The first person was black, but given India and Africa were one these days (but some of us get ticked off at the Chinese bracketing us into the same lump NOW) welll..!

That, of course, started the pro India thing - much like in China. 

"India is where civilization started!" 

"India had the worlds first sewage systems!" 

And then the more esoteric stuff about Vimanas or what not. 

Which truly some of that junk I dont believe. 

Like the myth being spread out there about Albert Einstein supposedly making ships disappear in the middle of the ocean to be replaced with green dust. 

Lost secrets my ass (apparently from the veddddddddddddddddooo my lovely wife saw, it was done so the enemy could be vanquished that way, except the secret was never let out). 



Simple quetion - HOW? 

Of course. 


Much like people believe the old timers knew how to time travel - this one is another piece of baloney. 

I mean really, imagine time travel, going back in the past, meeting a younger you - yourself? 

Maybe in LSD induced hallucinations you could ... 

But anyway, I responded with this. 

"Wouldn't it be great if we could build a time machine, and go back to India when it truly was the jewel in the crown before the canny Brits figured it out?" 


I mean, really. 

Focus on the present!

And the future. 

The past, well, its great to draw inspiration from,, and judging by real world results out there, precious few people DO IT. And because it "was a certain way" isn't an excuse to forget what it is NOW. 

Like they said in the great 2008 Emraan Hashmi starrer (another great guy who with the long hair - looks like me! Hehe - true story - Google's your friend) Jannat which I loved and watched while "groping my then girlfriend" in the movie theater ... 

"India is only for dreamers!" (he didnt mean practical dreamers) 

(India sirf Sapne dekhne ke liye hai was the precise line)

Why not draw inspiration from the past and make India great again is what I ask people. 

Another similar Bollywood movie "Blood Money" about a guy in South Africa - his wife finding out her husband was involved in crime - and then she asks a friend about returning home. 

"Forget it, honey!" 

"After drinking the water in South Africa, you won't want drink the water in Mumbai again!" 

No, it ain't me saying that. For me, bottled water (the genuine stuff) is bottled water ANYWHERE. India, China, Peru, Africa, USA, whatever.   (but gal was right, she pictured via words the lead heroine walking around with bottle of water in hand, kinda like I do!)

Ask why the makers of Blood Money said it. 

Because it' true, an dthey made sales saying it. Hehe. (tickets, box office, what not)

No-one, unfortunately cares. 

They do however about getting out asap, hehe. Not many like to hear this. But it's true!

I still remember a dude in 2003 telling me when I was off to China, Rahul, please, please, please do anything you have to, but get me out of - anywhere, BUT India. He worked in the same office I did, not for me or with me, but for the employer who contracted me out to an US based employer at the time. 

Anyway, I'm out. 

Remember, the secrets I'm going to tell you in Lumberjack LodeStone Fitness are REALsecrets that work - REAL STUFF - not airy fairy "veeeeeeeeeeeddddoo said that so they're right" horse manure and baloney that doesn't stand the flimsiest chance of, you know, being called out in terms of PROOF!

Place your pre-orders now, my friend. 

Truly worth it. 

I've been talking a lot. 

Lets see if this ends the remniscent mood I'm in today!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Speaking of Bollywood, if you can, watch the 2007 classic "Aawarapan". Closest you'll ever get to seeing Rahul Mookerjee in "reel life", hehe, right down to the dress style!

Hashmi is a classic, bar none. 

His 2006 "Gangster" is worht a watch too. 

But Jannat and Aawarapan. 


It’s often been said that women are the ones that feel true emotion while men are cold hearted bastards for the most part, operating on drive, caveman like desire, and logic.

The reverse is true, my friend, and the above couldn’t be more wrong – except when asked to present a logical argument of any sort when the Nazi femdoms of course descend into meaningless and trivial obfuscation and emotional tirades that are neither true nor make any sense at all, but they do succeed in wailing up a storm to the point that the “big bad men” (not) get sick of it and they THINK They win.

If only they knew what some of these men really thought and how they really felt.

No, I ain’t talking me either.

I’m an open book, pretty much but not everyone is as open about it as me due to various reasons.

If you’re a wackjob in China, for instance (foreign wackjob) that despises the fact you gotta depend on your rich and well heeled wife or girlfriend to pay the bills while you’re leashed to her quite literally in every way, for instance, you might not be in a position to say it.

Some men don’t say it to “maintain the peace” and a deep subconscious thinking of “she’s always right” hammered into them through the ages by first mother, then wife, then daughter (adult).

Many different reasons, my friend.

In my case, lets talk marriage.

Would you believe it – I’m sure you would – before getting married, I committed the cardinal sin of asking my then girlfriend to live together FIRST before getting married, so both of us had an easy out in case things didn’t work out.

Normal, no?

Of course not!

She was having NONE Of it.

It was either marriage or nothing else.

And of course, what tilted the horse in her favor was the idiotic and highly so argument of “this is not the West”.

It’s the non sequitor a lot of people in India fall back upon.

“We’re traditional!”

Right …

The country which secretly watches the most porn for one …

But anyway, apparently according to her, Indian didn’t live together before marriage and “they don’t divorce”.

What utter baloney, my friend.

Dont take my word for it.

Dont look at the facts i.e. spiraling divorce rates out the Wazoo in both India and China …

Just google it yourself, and tell me (honestly) what you find out.

I’ve been pretty frank about the two court cases we had to fight to get married – which I did again … because of …

It’s the same reason I finally married her. We’ll get to that!

I’m not saying I didn’t learn anything from them, of course.

The first – I learned a lot about conniving lawyers, and decent ones – and the corrupt police system in India, and the courts that ultimately make the right decision in most cases.

Second, I learnt first hand how women are still locked up inside their houses in parts of Northern India for daring to want to … gasp! Marry the man of their choice!

The first could definitely have been avoided, of course, if we lived together first, but hindsight is always 20/20, so lets not go there.

Anyway, same thing for my kid.

I made the choice not to have kids for a while, because of the responsibility it entails.

Even to the extent of (my wife wanted kids) NOT having sex “just in case”.

I’d rather I could tell my wife logically that hey, it’s a responsibility we might or not be ready for, of course, logical discussion doesn’t take place in these cases.

I stopped having sex.

When I did, I did such a piss poor job at it (yes, me!) that I hoped she wouldn’t want more.

Of course, the reverse occurred.

Contrary to what yall reading this might think, Mr “you look like a movie star” could honestly care less about the million or so notches on the bedpost I’ve had. Might as well be zero for all I care. I could care less if I never have coitus the rest of my life – I DO care about that cold beer tho! Hehe.

But anyway, you know how it goes.

Women get moody as heck when they’re not getting it (if they want it from you).

Finally, to keep the peace I “did it”.

And of course, I later learned that was the day she got off her birth control and never told me about it.

For an hour or so, after we knew, I considered abortion.

Then I firmly decided – NO WAY!

Three months down the line, I was harangued by my mother who complained up and down about “we were not fit to be parents” (though somehow SHE WAS? HA!) and that “abortion was an option”, and …

I told a lot of people about this.

Michael, a friend of mine was the one that vehemently disagreed the most in no uncertain times.

“I don’t agree with what she’s saying about it’s not the right time!”

(she was – and while he commented on the other parts too, his reply is unprintable. Hehe. Rightly so!)

“It’ll never be the right time!”

He’s right.

There’s never a right time for anything. Napoelon Hill kept saying the same thing in Think and Grow Rich. i.e. the time will never be right – if you believe in it, and want to do it, then just go DO IT!

Today, of course, that same mother claims she loves her granddaughter more than anything else in the world.


Anyway, lest you think its just me – think again.

Lots of guys, if not all are guilty of falling prey to emotions.

We care.

Women care about the $$!

And it’s only because I cared and had feelings that … HA!

That, my friend, is lesson #2 or 2.5 on the scale of 1 to 5 (if there is such a thing) in terms of learning about Nazi feminism …

1 is beginner level, of course, which is where most of the readers of the book on it will be, and after you’ve read it about a dozen times, and you start to do, practice, implement, most importantly PROFIT from this nasty plague?

Then you’ll be on your way to 5!

Will the book ever come out?

I don’t know, hehe, I’m having so much fun with the pre-promos…

Ditto for Lumberjack “Lodestone” Fitness.

IF there ever was a book the real men will just love and can’t get enough of, and the simps, cucks and Nazi feminists will HATE with a passion – it is this one!

Be sure to lock in your price NOW by pre-ordering.

I’ll be back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

Ps – For the bozos and idiots who try and deflect the points made in this email by saying “Boo Hoo! He doesn’t love his daughter” – think again. Think several times. There’s a reason she does the photography for my books whenever possible, a reason why I’m writing all this … and a reason why I say I’m glad to have made any and all of the mistakes I did because a)I wouldn’t have learned what I did if I didn’t, and b) I would not exchange my daughter for anything in the world.

She is truly the very best!

The other day, I remember reading about one of those horrific "maid abuse" stories which are unfortunately becoming all too common these days, my friend. 

It was another one of those ghastly stories - I'm sure I dont need to spell out the details - where the maids usually coming from poor countries such as India, the Phillippines, Myanmar, and other such Third World or worse places are beaten, tortured, and starved to death - locked in cupboards - fed "mouly bread soaked in water for days as their main meal" - made to massage feet and such though it's not part of their job (Bozo Glyn Schofield brumming around in Brum would love it!) - locked up in cupboards - have boiling water poured on them - beaten with rods (I can relate. LOL. My Dad once made the comment about "I should be beaten with an iron rod by the police" - and why?? All because I defended myself - FINALLY - in school with the Gorilla Grip! HA! It was OK for the others to pound on me but not me to give it back to them? Fuck that!) ... and the employers usually get away with a slap on the wrist or less (sometimes more). 

In this particular case, the employer seems to have pleaded "bipolar disorder" or some pyscho babble, but the good part about Singapore, where this took place - the law is usually applied equally. 

You don't get away scot free on the basis of your gender. Man, woman, third gender, all treated the SAME ... she got 30 years. 

How much of that she will actually serve is ... well, I've no idea. 

Link is here - 30 years' jail for woman who starved and tortured Myanmar maid to death, Courts & Crime News & Top Stories - The Straits Times

It ain't the only one by far. These cases are VERY common - especially in the Middle East and other places where they impound your passport too upon arrival. 

One of the most illegal practices ever, and it continues anyway, because people are too scared to speak out against it. 

I know - it happened to me!

And I hated having my passport with the company HR where I worked - though admittedly I wasn't doing a maid's job. LOL. I was a glorified "IT Engineer" - though they called us "technicians" laughingly. 

Everyone laughed at everyone in that compay. 


Anyway, thats a long story - back to abuse ? 

Thing that gets my goat here is this. 

In the VAST MAJORITY of cases, if not ALL - the perpetrators, condoners, those that cover it up and so forth - are FEMALE!

The same so called man hating Nazi feminists who if the man does even the slightest tiny bit of something "wrong" - will raise up a stink about women's rights and such. 

Yet, these SAME women go to all lengths to torture their own ? 

And then they call themselves feminists, or women's rights fighters and some bullshit? 


They're double faced and ... whats the word? 


In India, I used to rent for a period in 2008-09. 

And the house behind me, they had a six year old girl working from morning to noon. 

She wasn't allowed to use the bathrooms in the house. 

Her food was handed to her on a special "servants only" plate (I swear, Glyn Schofield, you woudl LOVE IT) - and she was made to eat - sitting outside the house. 

The "Madam" of the house used to treat her like a prisoner of war in a NAzi camp. 

She was only 6!

True, the dude of the house had a daughter that age, and he wasn't exactly not culpable either - he used to yell at her all the time. 

But here's the thing. 

In all these cases, again - WOMEN!

Men might grope (if the person is an adult) or try and get what they cannot at home from their domineering bratty "phat as phock "Nazi feminist wives. 

Am I saying thats right? 

Hell no. 

But its way, way, way less than what these women do - and the women LET the men do it!

Apparently when the men do it "the women caused it" - and this idiocy is spread by women. 

I remember the lady we rented from - she used to live next door to us. 

Her maid (an older woman) took one day off from work, and the next day - oh my - she'd berate her like nothing and nobody's business!

No, this isn't about maids rights!

This is about goose and gander. If a man had done even 1% of the above, you can imagine the outrage, no? 

Even the courrts for some reason condone it and give women a FAR longer leash than men could ever expect to get. 

Anyway, this ervant thing seems to be something "everyone in India wants". Even my parents in India growing up had underage child labor - my grandfather's house had tons of (all adult) maids living in and coming in and what not - apparently part of the culture. 

I dont get it. 

(and no, my family didnt beat and torture any of them. True, I dont get along with family, but a spade's a spade - while they certainly did their fair share of yelling at 'em, thats worlds apart from the other tortures and indignities these poor souls get heaped on them on a daily basis). 

(No, they weren't rich by any standards. Think "abundance of cheap labor"!) 

This abhorrence persists in India till this date. Everyone wants "maids". My wife does. All the women in India I know do. Chinese women would have 'em if they could. And so forth. 

Me, I dont know ... I've always had a pathological desire to "run away" every time I see a maid, broom in hand or what not ... 

Maybe it's because NONE Of the maids I've ever seen in my life or those that have worked for me either directly or indirectly have been the "oh so gorgeous foregin workers" that are the lust and envy of men sitting at home furiously wanking off to God knows what. 

They've all been phat as phock middle aged you know what. 

The ONLY - I repeat the ONLY - lady - or two, I'd say I liked in this regard? 

A motherly sort my property consultant introduced me to in 2004 in China (his mom). 

She was great - I cannot thank that old lady enough - much, much respect!

Then Carol introduced another old lady to me once. 

She was equally great. 

Other than this though - maids? 


They impact my caveman lifestyle way too much -especially when they tell me to remove my beer bottles from the windowsill (or not to leave them there as it makes their job tougher). 

Um, isn't that what they're being paid for. 

Not like what an ex of mine in the US when working as household help once had to do i.e. scrub leftover cheese left for days (she said "the lady did it knowingly to torture her") off of nasty, mangy utensils. 

Simple matter of tossing beer bottles in the trash. 

And truth be told, I'd rather have empties staring me in the face from the window sill than a ton of gorgeous (not) maids running around. Ugh. 

Anyway getting back to the central point of all this ... 

Goose and gander!

And while you might think these random thoughts are "unrelated" - they're not. 

Women, my friend, are getting more and more unreasonable - by the day. 

You know it, and I know it, and people on this list - HA!

I was disussing this with my "wife" the other day (I use quotes for a reason). 

"In China they used to break their feet! So they're getting their own back", she said. 


It was WOMEN who actually did the foot breaking thing. 

I cannot for the life of me understand or comprehend how or why someone would find "lotus feet" attractive. 

If Glyn Bozo is reading this - any ideas bro (sis)? 

Or whatever gender he identifies with now .. 

More than that though, these SAME WOMEN literally broke the feet of their own daughters - girls as young as like 6 or 7- and THEN they complain about MEN being aggressive and "torturing us" and what not? 


Give me a fucking break!

Then we discussed the gender imbalance in China. Women not getting married (and men too) - the former because they're brats for the most part and the latter because they're (not all, but a LOT) LAZY and content to "lie flat on back" as they say now in china because according to them "we can never own a house, so why try". 

Both highly idiotic ways to think if you ask me. 

I've written about the latter before as well. 

But my "wife" told me the following. 

"Those poor girls can't find the right man!" 


Are you freaking KIDDING ME? 

A country where there are nothing but men all around - and women are in SHORT supply - and you "can't find men" ? 

I proceeeded to tell her it was market economics - supply and demand. 

She was having none of it. 

"They're businesswomen! They dont want men who ... " 


Lets do a fact check. 

In the PR of C, a country that is full of Nazi feminists brimming to the core, how many women are in leadership roles anywhere? 

Other than Bozo Carrie Lam, tucked away at the back where you can barely see her on National Day - it's MEN that are leading. 

Good or bad is a different story, but thats how it is, friend. 

MEN are the ones that start businesses from scratch with no help whatsoever. the women usually get help, like a certain Ashley who tom tommed all the pharmacies she owned from their "dads and husbands". 

But I repaid them back, she whined. 

sure you did. 

But the men didnt have that advantage to BEGIN WITH!

Can't find the right man? 

Give me a break!

Maybe I should point the Chinese women to the Bozo, who loves brats. 

Trouble is, when the brats get what they say they want - a simp and cuck - they run far, far away from him. 

Because deep down inside, they want real men. 

Case and point - proof - well - those on this list know the proof. LOL. 

Anyway, goose and gander, friend. 

I had to share it, so I have ... 

Off my "soap box" for now (but it's really not a soap box, to be frank). 

And before I go ... 

YES, the book on Nazi feminism is in the works. I just want a stable computer first - I'm getting sick of - I repeat, sick and damn tired of one laptop crashing, the replacement not being worth a damn, and so forth - and my beloved Toshiba computers not being available right now (not the model I want). 

So, the wait continues. 

(Although I do have a couple of good ones lined up). 

Yes, you can place pre-orders for Lumberjack Fitness right now- and I highly recommened you do so to lock your copy in at the price mentioned on the page - right HERE

And last, but not least, remember, you should always start off with the 0 Excuses Fitness System. 

I'm out. 

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Did you know a female (I think - I didnt check to see whats "down there" ugh) Bozo recently tried to shut me down saying "toxic masculinity" or some bullcrap? She even told me "you have no followers - who do you think reads you!" 


Apparently she missed the 10 K on Freakbook (that I no longer use - principles! I will STICK TO THEM) -the over 6K on Pinked out (which I do use) - and my Twitter base that might not say a lot, but read it all ... 

Shut yours truly down? 

Good luck, lady. 


PS #2 - While retarded philosophies like Nazi feminism usually die a slow death anyway from within, the coming war (and yes, it's headed that way) - well - thats yet another reason. Society has warped into something that it was never meant to be - too many people, too few resources, too many brats, too many do nothings while expect it all - and way less of goose and gander than there should be. 

If you've studied the conditiones before the first two World Wars, well, you'll see what I mean. 

Yes, I know. 

You think "it can never happen these days", not to you. 

OK, fine. 

Fair enough. 

I hope it doesnt come to your doorstep one day ... 

But ignoring reality - you are seeing it in various shapes and forms around you doesn't mean it won't happen. 

And it's of course, the so called oppressors - MEN - who fight on the front lines. How many women do you see doing it? 

Case and point? 

Almost ... 

Except these Nazi feminists are forgetting market economics . Hehe. Take a look at what happened in Russia, where women were literally given awards to have kids - in Germany during the war where teh thinking was "polygamy" should be allowed so "more babies" could be "popped out" (so thought the lunatic that headed Germany at the time - we all know who!) ... 

The time of reckoning is NIGH. AND HIGH!

(not to mention some of us men find a way and always have naturally to thrive even when the market economics in that regard i.e. in China have been so called stacked against us, hehe) 

I gotta say - I love it!

If just for their childish, desperate retorts ...

And it makes my stay on Pinked-Out all the more worthwhile, especially given all the Nazi feminists and Tom Tom's that seem to be inhabiting the network if you get my drift. It's still one of the first ones I'll be leaving, but not now my friend.

Not now.

One of the first things Glyn Bozo said after being booted back to the United Kingdom from the Phillippines (visa overstay yet again!!! what a fellow!) was post a picture of a first class plane seat (he was in economy obviously, but his bloated ass couldn't fit in the seat -much like THIS person couldn't ) ...

And he posted.

"China. I'll be back! Someday!"

Poor China.

Even they dont want Glyn Bozos there.

He transcened Tom toms and lunacy x 1000 ...

Anyway, one of his posse, some dude named Harald who claims "Israel is an apartheid state" "Hamas are freedom fighters", is ostensibly a "traitor" from a Western country - and he doesnt know the meaning of
acronyms such as "Wrt" and "Tom Tom's" despite being a marketing manager in China (tells you a lot about the general level of the white faces getting hired there, eh. The real qualified bunch left in 2003, with only a smattering of us left behind!) ...

.. And I've been having a lot of fun with him!

He's been calling free media a "parrot" and those that Tom Tom free media (rightly so) "parrots" and then he claims Tom Tom is "a navigation tool before Google" (no doubt he Googled that bit) and why wa sI insulting him.

I gotta say.

The Tom Toms, especially the typical Tom Tom's are nothing if not blooming (not) genuises that make not only Barney Fyfe look like his IQ is OTC but also Glyn himself. Even he's smarter to a degree.

Just dont get him near a washing machine, hehe, or he'll go to town!

Anyway ...

These people are so stupid that any sort of rational discussion doesnt work with them.

And of course the level of Tom Tomming depends upon how desperate they are to curry favor with their Chinese owners/girlfriends/wives/what not, yes, it really IS that bad. Thats how badly some of these idiots have painted themselves into a corner.

I wrote about them, and keep writing about them too ..

But, Bozos and Tom Tom's aside, here are some decidely Non Tom Tomming remarks made on one of the greatest fitness books of yore - and TODAY indeed - Animal Kingdom Workouts.

I keep going back to Rahul's work as I have so much money to burn. Disappointment yet again. His writing style is very poor and the content focuses only upon himself.

Done by the Tom Tom "el supremo" Glyn Schofield, who never bought the book in the first place, hehe.

(the "verified buy" proves it).

And then one of the best guys ever said this -


This is one of your best books to date, clearly you understand what it takes to create the perfect beast.

Mastery of one's own bodyweight is so much more important than some random goal of adding 10kg to your bench press.

Moving your bodyweight with strength, grace and power is how the human animal was built to move.

People, do yourself a favour and buy this book and learn the lessons in it so you too can join the ranks of the superhumans. Yet another masterpiece Rahul.

Glyn Schofield, you're a clown and quite clearly you've never worked out in you pathetic little life, because if you had you'd know what's important in a "training book" which is the training information it supplies not whether it has typographical errors, "I mean come on man training books are about training not writing style".

Warmest Regards

John Walker.

Anyway, what can I say. Hehe.

Both decidedly not "tom tomming reviews", except from different ends, the former review from "el buttsack" if you get my drift and the other from the brain (the real brain).


Which one you read and pick up on - well - up to you!

But really this course is a must have for any serious trainee, so if you ain't got it as yet, do so NOW.

And last, but not least ..

Tom Tom's?

Well, it's not only fun to eff with them but it makes me sales galore, much like buzzing around with the trolls do. Hehe. Im luving in it all!

And thats that from me. Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

Pinked-Out never fails to give me writing fodder. Hehe.

Anyway, before I jump into this, ever notice one thing guys - and gals?

That marketing, when done in China involves ... almost exclusively GALS?

I'm not sure if that is an East Asian thing, or just China ... but China, whether it be factory workers posing with that highly idiotic "love sign" made with the thumb and forefinger (I mean come on guys, the ROW all knows it means one thing ---- MONEY!!!!!!! Which is of course what the lovely gals WANT, more so than any others on the planet, therefore all the books I've written ont hat too, but anyway, this is not about that ...) - or girls promoting household products or what not -or girls putting black guys into the laundry and out pops a Bozo like "shemale Korean dude or something (I say something because a lot of those guys - just UGH!) ... is ALL about so called promoting and "using their girls".

Of course, if you look at Party Leadership, its all men.

Carrie Lam was the solitary sorry ass figure during 2019's "60 year of Communist Rule" madness.

Their military parade didnt involve men - it involved ... women - in mini skirts!

I mean, China Tom Tommer or not, COME ON!

Apparently the ROW missed this. Some of us didnt!

But really, fighting wars in miniskirts - thats a new one!

Maybe in bed, hehe.

Maybe that was the point.

Maybe that IS the point, one of the huge points about China and why Bozos flock there by the dozens to get laid (these guys are usually the sorts like Schofield who even Paid Hookers would run away from at first sight).

The "we're Gods in China" nutjobs living off their Chinese wives and girlfriend and unable to do a damn thing without them.

(in some cases that involves wiping their own asses).


(and the asses part is true).

(Schofield .. LOL. Believe it or not, he once did the dirty in a classroom in China - I know, I know. Thats a stretch too far even for Glyn you'd say. Well, it's not. There's proof there!)

Anyway ...

Red tourism.

It's hilarious.

I just saw an article on it in She - En - En ...

And while y'all can read the article, it prompted a huge yawn for me - basically its about trying to monetize the rampant jingoism going on in China for years, and especially since 2018. Nothing more than that.

What caught my attention was of course, the gals.

With "fists" made if you get my grip. LOL.

Drift, hehe.

But Gorilla Grip wasn't what they were referring to. LOL again.

The Bozos will make the connection instantly.

Jerk, boy, jerk!

And it's precisely this sort of moron that "red tourism" panders to -people (even expats) too brainwashed to see beyond the bloody obvious and of course, I feel sorry for kids in China that go through all this - 8 hours plus - in schools daily and it's only increased.

Sure, not ALL of them end up brainwashed, but many do.


Anyway, again, if you dont believe the giddy limits the PRC is taking it's jingoism to?

Well, Google away my friend. It's all there.

Except, and that brings me to my next point.

Googling isn't the magic end all and be all it's touted to be.

Soemtimes, solid experience is what is needed.

Not jerking off in Mama's Bedroom while watching ass porno on Google or what not.

(and thinking your Vee - Pee - Enn protects you - guess what - to us IT goo rooss - it doesnt. Schofield for one will find that out in a few months).

So if you want to say "Hindu pushups! PFF! Why should I buy the System! I can Goggle it! (I mis spelt that one on purpose) It's been around for years!"

Well, by all means do so.

But remember the vast majority of so called experts out there are promoting rubbish that doesnt work in order to generate the mighty BUCK.

I won't do that - ever.

I could care less about the buck - I mean, I DO care - but the first thing is YOU.

If something don't work, I won't promote it - ditto for the easy sheeze workouts being pandered around these days.

Fuck that.

Charles Mitchell was right when he asked me never to become a pussy trainer just so I could make more money!

Really - Eff that.

I mean, this panic-demic for one.

You've got idiotst hat have taken the panix-ine - not tested obviously - with Google at thier fingertips to tell 'em all about it and the side effects and the harm - both MENTALLY and physically (mentally is more important) ... - they take it, they get side effects themselves, they "re-get" the Plague from China themselves ... and they still Tom Tom panixines!

Even when doctors with double doses are dying in scores around 'em.

Its just inexplicable, but thats what panic conditioning - and FEAR once instilled into your mind will do to YOU, my friend.

But anyway, not all things can be Googled.

If you want to, be my guest.

But you're missing out!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - And please, please - those looking to do business in China - stay away from the idiotic Tom Tom sorts mentioned above. If you want to really talk to someone about it (though really, these days you dont need intermediaries for the most part in china IF you know what you are doing) - then talk to ME - someone thats been there, lives there, done that, and so forth!

PS #2 - Oh, almost forgot. Fast and Furious Fitness - Collector's Edition. The clock BE running out on this one!

I've written a LOT about that "city" - well, it's actually a tiny little hamlet in India. Hehe. That I've been to in 2011 I believe and then in 2016.

I'd love to go there someday!

The 2011 trip was awesome - did a drive - the longest I had ever done, and in INdian conditions back in those days and even now, driving non stop for 14 hours was something. I could barely move after I was done (remember, tiny economy car, no power steering etc) - and I was cramped, and ... well, if you've seen a certain picture of me with my right arm raised in VICTORY - on the hill (in India - different location though) ... well, thats what I did after the drive.

Good thing I had plenty of food and a bottle (Two) of whiskey and a wife that wasn't quite as you know what back then as she is now, hehe. She was drinking too!

And the scenery was just damned beautiful!

If you like "hill stations" as the British called it, then you need to visit India - someday - after the plague!

Believe me, India - the India most people know is dirty, and a pain in the ass, but visit the hills, and you'll be AWED and swept away.

Lots of people, Indians included miss the sheer beauty of the Himalayas.

Paradoxically, although India ain't quite high on the list of places I'd love to or even like to live to say the least, the Himalays are #1, and not because I can stand on one leg there, make my own "solan" beer from spring water, hehe - and meditate for the rest of my life without a care in the whole wide world!

Nothing but fresh air, beer, cold water and solitude!


Well, huning and gathering!

I'd love it.

Anyway ... I'd miss you guys! And my Wifi, hehe.

I'm sure I could hook up a computer, write my books on one leg, and to you as well, hehe.

Anyway, jokes aside.

The first time - I have written a travelogue on that which I'll be sharing on this or the other site soon enough (those that want it, let me know and we'll figure something out).

I've got plenty of other travelogoues all in India I want to write about, but China as well!

China's a great country to travel in too. And possibly less of a hassle in many ways, and my adventures there - well, let's just say I ain't even gotten started.

Anyway ...

So it was 11 AM in the morning (first trip).

(Happier times as a customer famously once said after reading Fast and Furious Fitness!).

I was sitting there with a "Godfather" can of beer (large, red in color).

I was FAT as PHOCK!

And I was eating fried egg and some "batter" on it - fried egg batter and onions and dip and it was damned good, so damned good!

I dont know if it made it to Dish Delicious. But it should well have!

And my stomach was expanding with every burp it seemed, hehe.

Those were my fat days (well, some of them).

But it was one of those trips which was truly happy, and unlike the other Bozos that show up there in their cars and don't budge from their luxury hotels during the trip - I mean really, guys, get REAL! Why would you travel to such a scenic place - then sit and do "F all"????? - yours truly can't remember much time in the hotel at all except at night.

Pun intended.

... under the starry skies, with nary a peep to be heard, the hyenas that howled at 3 in the morning, the dogs that kept 'em away, and the PG Wodehouse like environment, all so nice it could be "Aunt Bertha's" or "Aunt Agatha's - or the jovial Aunt Dahlia's country home in Ole Blighty.

I miss the place!

Anyway, great trip it was.

And thats the "balloon Rahul" memory for the day, hehe.

Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - I did prick the balloon, and how! Find out more HERE.

(I was too heavy to float tho, hehe)

PPS - My lovely wife once posted it on Freakbook, I believe -social media or something, and I got the comment of "enough already!" from another girl who was oddly enough phat as phock herself, hehe. Oh well.

The wife wasn't though. (not then at least). Like David and Goliath almost, LOL.

This, of course, could be applied to anything.


Life, success, business, relationships, the "sack" (not the sort you know who in Brum likes) and anything really.

I received a newsletter from another company this morning which was saying basically "just do it".

Glad to see more people getting on the bandwagon!

They were basically saying "it's far better to test and iterate than try and get all your ducks in a row first. The more you do it, the easier it becomes to hit send!"

(They're a newsletter company).

(I dont use them - but there's a special Twitter offer I have for my subscribers there and THAT offer utilizes this company. It's a $49/month offer bascially for TWO great newsletters a month, and given one of them in paperback format costs over $50 the last I checked, well, it's a great deal for those that do sign up!).

Speaking of which, remember - the monthly newsletters once I start going "in earnest" will be posted here.

They can be bought as regular products, but remember, all free for the Ship members who are already getting a "version" of it every month.

But for the Twitter guys, I plan on ramping things up depending upon demand, so if you're interested, sign up now!

First issue starts June 1 if everything goes well.

But anyway, they're right about one thing - persistence.

Persistence truly is the mother lode of success.

That above quote is MINE - a Rahul Mookerjee quote.

And if you're serious about success at fitness, or life, or anything, you'll want to print out and keep it where you can see it all the time.

Along with this one -

Persistence is to a man's character what carbon is to STEEL.

So true - that was the great Napoleon Hill. Truly a visionary years ahead of his time . . .

Anyway . . . back to the "now".

I have never ever been one to sit around and wait for condtions to be just right and/or ideal or what not.

IF I want to do something, I want it do it - NOW.

I dont procrastinate.

I just get down to it - and just do it!

Hence all my books, born mostly on the spur of the moment.

I dont wait for the right conditions for anything, because life is short, my friend.

The conditions will "never be right" if you keep waiting for them to be so, other hand  if you DO - and keep doing - you'll notice yourself "moulding" said conditions yourself and making life dance to YOUR tune as opposed to the other way around.

And the more you do it, the better you get at it!

And the more natural it becomes.

Writing. Pushups. Pull-ups. Squats. Running Hills. All of it!

Even "the sack" for those of you inclined in that regard, hehe.

Point made, I believe . . .

And the last one I want to make is this, that a lot of you have been waiting for the "right time" to get (for whatever reason, this particular book) - Animal Kingdom Workouts.

The time, my friend, will never be just right - if you want it - get it NOW.

If you have questions, I'm right here to answer 'em too.

And I'm out. Back soon!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Now IS the right time to snap up the last couple of copies of Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition from when I first stated in 2010 (right here on THIS SITE!) ... (the site hasn't changed much at all has it!) ... because once gone, guess what - they're gone - so those interested - get your roll on NOW.

PS #2 - There is some wierd incompatiblity "code" issue with sign ups on the other site. Should be fixed soon, in the interim, contact me if you want IN on the daily fitness tips from there - currently no pop up is showing there in that regard.

If you've seen the last email I sent out from this site (posted under Blog) - you know what I'm talking about.

I swear, I'll tell you one damn thing.

If I wanted to  I could make a veritable FORTUNE right now.

Not by selling my books or products, although thats a plan in the works.

Not by selling books on the other site.

Not by writing.

Not by calling the Bozo out.

Not by tom tomming.

But by selling "get slim quick without exercise" potions and slimming pills and a bunch of rot.

I mean really, just how lazy and desperate can folks get??

And this is in the midset of lockdowns or gradual reopenings - in both cases, most people have "F all" to do (and while you might be busy otherwise, thats not an excuse to skimp on taking care of health).

It's a mindset thing too.

People don't do what sets them FREE.

And thus, its always staying frustrated, complaining etc - and never actualy either working out or DOING something to improve their situation.

I know a lady right now putting on more and more weight than ever.

She's done everything the Chinese do.

OR Japanese, and Korean, and what not.

Or Indians for that matter.

Traditional Asian food.

Starving herself.

Drinking warm water and nothing else during the day.

Milk coffee when she feels hungry.

Some sort of wierd "legs" up stretch which to be honest is a "modified" yoga move, but the original is what counts, not the modified one.

And so forth.

Yet, she and scores of others despite all this hoopla and worrying about the external stuff (see yesterdays email) are getting fatter and more miserable by the day despite what they claim.

Think it's ladies alone?

Think again.

Think several times.

And it ain't just Bozos either.

It's people in GENERAL getting lazier, mushier, and FATTER by the day and complaing and pissing and moaning and whining and groaning and what not.

When the problem could be solved - - how?

By getting their RUMPUS in high gear.

And one of the programs that will not only motivate you to get off your ass and DO (well, one of the many - but this is for lard asses and couch potatoes that haven't budged an inch for years) (the sweat on Bozo's couch - I've seen it - makes an outline, literally as he sits there growing lardier and fatter by the day) is this one - Animal Kingdom Workouts.

So simple that even the laziest of people should - or would be motivated to try it.

Of course, there is one category of folks beyond help.

Beyond all the above.

It's those I mention ont he 0 Excuses Ship page (those I do NOT want either there or buying my products).

It's the grade Z+++ +buffoons that claim "it's too easy " and "its too simple".

For you folks, well, NOTHING I have to offer will help.

Until I sell the supplements I've mentioned above i.e. the lazy man's manna from heaven.

And pigs will fly out my ass before that happens.

And thats that for now.



Rahul Mookerjee

Some people just dont know how well they have it in terms of being molly coddled!

I've written galore about how people are using this panic demic as an excuse for all sorts of thing.

Binge Eating. Drug overuse (and abuse). Alcoholism.

(I even read they've set up a "mobile shooting van" in the UK if you get my drift - not the Government obviously, but some "kind soul" who claims "they'll do it anyway"!)

"So what! We're not living in normal times!"

Drunken and other inappropriate behavor

"Self compassion! I'm practising self compassion!"

Getting FAT as phock - even phatter than before (curiously enough these same pople were hardly fitness fanatics before - it's just now that the panic-demic, or so called anxiety demic has given them MORE of an excuse to do less) - which is PATHETIC.

I will say it again: we are not living in normal times. Therefore, why should we hold ourselves up to normal standards?

Stressing about gaining a little weight only makes it harder for me care for myself. I’m already worried about the pandemic, I already have OCD, I’m already not sleeping that well. I don’t need to add another ingredient to an anxiety-cauldron in danger of boiling over.

A pathetic little Tom Tom wote this, and she kept babbling about how "these are not normal times".

I wonder if this idiot ever heard about the famous Claude Bristol saying that he made popular.

"As we think, so we are!"

And of course, these idiots - the sheeple - are the first to stick their heads in the sand and want lockdowns etc, while denying the fact that maybe, just maybe, all this was spread - why?

To engineer global panic, crash economies, and so forth!

Gaining weight can be worrying, but if you packed on a few pounds over the pandemic, I say don’t stress. You can always lose it later, when you’ll have more freedom, energy, and means to do so.

Why not NOW, lady?

My pants feel tighter, I’m eating more, I’m moving less, and I feel more sluggish. That’s enough information to tell me I’m not as fit as I used to be.

But frankly, I don’t care.

Anytime I read rubbish like this from female versions of Bozo Schofield (this one is al of 4'11 inches tall too apparently - ugh - I can just imagine) I gotta say, I dont know how lucky people have it in some places - or should I say, I dont know if people even realize how lucky they are to have their lights on, government assistance (that a lot of Schofields use for purposes they were never intended for) - 911 to call anytime they feel like "checking themselves into the loony tune bin" - and so forth?

This chick claims "it's not an emergency" so she doestn need to be fit, and it's fine to turn into a lardass because "she's so stressed out and anxious".

She never did say WHAT she's anxious about and why.

Of course, being she's "living in a climate controlled comfortable environment" as she says, gorging and stuffing her gourd daily, and seemingly has nary a worry in the world, why WOULD she be anxious? 

Bored, yes. Excuse maker and whiny, yes. But anxious? Hell no! At least I can't find one single reason for her to be anxious , and if I get it right she's from .... Canada, which while it might have some restrictions etc, in the overall scheme of things is hardly the "anxiety ridden" mess she claims she is. 

I wonder what people like this would do, for instance, if they were suddenly stuck in a life or death situation like in India.

Or China in some regards.

Or, Israel right about now ...

The fact is, my friend, its MORE important than ever to be super fit - NOW - using methods you can use on the road with you!

When that gym is closed, or blown apart, whichever it is, you got one thing left.

The one thing that people hav ebeen using for centuries to turn into fitness phenoms.


And a MIND.

The latter controls the former, and if you let the latter run riot by thinking what you shouldn't, you're a fool. Simple.

As an aside, of course, panic is hardly "new".

I remember back in 2001 when 9/11 occured, classes etc were cancled (which I understand - completely understand) . . . but what I did not understand was the long ass lines for gas forming up "because we might have to attack Saudi Arabia".

And, of course, my girlfriend at the time.

I was getting a few beers.

"I'm going to get drunk today" announced my girlfriend suddenly.

"Didnt you have something to do", I asked her (she did - she had plans).

"I dont care! I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stressed!"

And get drunk she did, which  given she was a looker wasn;t a bad thing ... (for me).

But, it does sum up the panic / excuse mentality that a lot of people have PERFECTLY.

Nigh perfectly.

Avoid, my friend.



Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Remember, you can never ever go wrong with great bodyweight exercise programs. Start right HERE.

PS #2 - Whats that? I hear you say "I dont care"?

Well, my friend, what if YOU had to run a mile at top speed NOW to save your life?

What if you had to FIGHT your way out of a situation where noone was there to do it for you?

What if you had to be self reliant and grow - and fetch your own FOOD?

You dont think physical fitness comes into any of that?

But wait, who am I talking to.

If whoever is reading this is part of the "excuses" club, they'll never get it.

The doers  DO though - and more kudos to THEM!

I guess this one might come across as a bit strange, but bear with me ...

As of late, especially on Pinked-In-Out, a social shedia network I'm about to leave pretty soon I think (much like I left Freakbook, and never returned), I've been seeing scores of people post news.

Some post news, and then their comments on it either way which is fine.

Either they support it, or they don't or they're in the middle. All good!

But an increasing number of people - specifically bozo expats from China it would seem are posting China news - sometimes "sort of critical" of China, but you'll notice its like a robot posting.

They post the news as if it's a computer spitting it out.

And they never post THEIR views on it.

And those that discuss, it seems they're just "watching from afar" with the "oh, I'm just putting it out there" excuse wihch is spiel so full of doo doo it STINKS to high hell and beyond, because these same people wouldn't miss an opportunity to openly Tom Tom if they got the chance (and they often do).

Hell, even the Tom Tom's at least have one side they took.

But these folks ... I get a feeling of they want to call China, or whoever out.

But they just dont have the balls or fortitude to do so.

I mean, else, why post the way they are?

Beats the very purpose of a discussion.

Even She N N and Fox-x-y news don't just "tell you the news".

There is always some sort of "discussion" on it?

An interview, a discussion, something ...

These folks are just too SCARED to say anything it seems.

Then on another note, I was seeing a post about how social she-dia these days is taking posts such as mine (with plenty of cuss words etc in it) and "filtering" so that the bare minimum of people see it, and the Tom Tomming posts get pushed up to the top, or idiotic diatribes about how "freelancers making money spend it on their annoying pooches" (I mean, a dog's a dog, but some of those damn things the Chinese and certain girls like - they resemble pink rats more than anything else with bows tied around their neck yapping all damn day long).

Give me a German Shepherd ANY DAY of the week - a REAL DOG!

And my favorite by far.

Anyway ....

Yours truly remains the same, I'm never ever scared to post my thoughts or views on anything anywhere, and if I had restrictions of that nature - I simply wouldn't post or talk about it as opposed to "talk but have no opinion" as I find that pointless.

Plenty of controversy everywhere I go. Hehe.

And I make plenty of great claims too - all can be proven!

For instance, in Advanced Hill Training I tell you that you'll probably lose X amount of kgs per workout .. or something like it.

Animal Kingdom Workouts (#2 in that series by most regards) makes a claim of "turning into a super human with the exercises and courses therein" - and again, if you do what is told - you'll turn into as close to a super human as you can get.

Some of it causes plenty of angst amongst the nutjobs that don't "do" (the claims etc).

So be it!

Never one to back down I've been, and never will be.

Anyway, we're receiving plenty of interest for the last remaining copy of Fast and Furious Fitness - Collector's Edition, so if you want in, jump now.

No, NO plans for a reprint for this one down the line!!


Rahul Mookerjee

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