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Sunday, 15 August 2021 06:06

Am I Chinese?

The "rainbow pimp" as a certain "Tyrone Eric Milakuwhat Blanks" once called me "You got the HAIR, RAHUL!!!!!!!!!!" ... is wondering. 

He's been in a great mood all day!

He's been thinking. 

And as I think about something, and as the Universe opens up to ME - I had this thought. 

Am I half chinese? 

My Dad said it, of course. 

"You're half Chinese", he once said. 

I have no idea whether he really meant it, but somehow, those off the cuff remarks hit home - he probably did!

"But you skin yellow!" (true comment made by Anna, a property consultant who pinched at my skin when I tried to explain that I was ethnically Indian - not red either. Hehe). 

And a host of other comments. 

True, I've always been a chameleon, adapt at picking up the signals the Universe is sending me, hiding, biding my time (Bozo knows this, hehe) ... and much more. 

True, I could be "from anywhere". 

From Arabic to Spanish to American to South American to Chinese to "Asian" - well, Indian is probably the LAST thing someone would call me. They hardly ever do. Hehe. 

Hilarious, eh. 

But thats how it is - as we think, so we attract!

And I've always been this way my friend. 

Anyway, I think I remember telling you something about a group I created - which is still going strong? 

Two, in fact - two employment groups. 

Of course, with me yin and yang never goes away. 

With employment "Jack must play, he was never a dull boy!" 

So I created a kink related group too in 2014 - around the same time I created "Keeping it Real in China" - and the two employments groups - one networking group- and so forth. 

All free services, friend, top notch groups that people literally beg to get into. 

I've spurned offers from people wanting to buy the groups - literally. 

And all this for free - the tight ship I run, and the rules I implement - everyone complains. 

Those rules are ultimately though what attract people, because the groups serve the purpose for what they were intended. 

Unlike a certain "Keeping it Real in China" which I was pretty lax on moderating. 

Bozo Glyn and the rest had fun in that. 

When I left that group I gave it to Glenn, a guy from Australia, who then handed it to the Boozo. 

As another pal Alix once said, this group is no longer serving the purpose Rahul wanted it to!

And as Charles said, "don't give it to Glyn - he will RUIN it immediately". 

Which he did - but Charles wasn't willing to take up the mantle of responsibility either. 

Remember, my friend - everyone "wants". 

As I told a lady today, "everyone is bored, but no-one is speaking up, all are silent" (she added me out of the blue today - long time since we spoke - 2014 - and I almsot didnt remember her! But, the picture looked familiar, and ... well, that smile... and well, I'll get into that below!). 

Everyone wants - but no-one is willing to take RESPONSIBILITY and DO. 

Remember, what you're doing for free - or a community service - the laws of the Universe apply just as much to free services as they do paid, perhaps more. 

Sometimes, what we do for free pay us WAY more in satisfaction and even money down the line than we realize. 

Dongguan Expat, that website we created - back in the day - it literally gave me my next job when I was almost "done" with China and had almost given up!

I found Freddie through the site I created (well, Michael created it, but we co-did it, basically - it's a long story, y'all know that!). 

Same thing with these groups, except yours truly created all of them, never anyone else involved. I've had offers of co-moderation, all spurned. 

But anyway ... "everyone is scared to speak up". 

People are content to be the "drooping lily on the wall NO-ONE notices". 

People are happy to "NOT do" the thing - people are happy to NOT say the thing. 

People are happy, most of all, not to be the "nail that sticks out, because it gets hammered the first". 

With all that said, where are we NOW? 

Ah, of course, I gotta be interrupted just as I sit down to write to you ... 

Back soon... 

Ah, I'm back - back after a break. In the past, I'd get SO irritated at losing my train of thought - now? I prefer not to, but blessed is the state of mind I can sit here, write to you, not worry about losing my train of thought even after being interrupted - something most ADVANCED writers cannot do, trust me. 

Anyway .. .

So another group I had rules for, but never went anywhere was the "kink" group - which of course turned into an idiotic porn group with idiots spamming it. 

I clamped down, but then no-one talked. 

No-one my friend, especially these days is interested in real conversation. 

"We just wana look at videos". 

Fuck, how the hell do you CONVERSE without the other person being frank about their opinions etc? 

As for kinks trust me, we ALL have 'em. 

It's a matter of whether we're smart and sensible about the, or a Bozo Schofield. Thats a choice we can all make. 


Like I told you before I gave the group to Gubo, and I left. 

I've no idea where Gubo is. 

And remember, I never hid my face - identity etc as a lot of people did on there. 

Yours truly, always transparent and open - and TODAY, as I was thinking about future plans, she added me. 

I didnt know who it was, but I knew I knew her, I asked. .. 

Turned around she was part of the group - and after we chatted, she lamented the group went nowhere after I gave it up. 

The number of members stayed stagnant. 

NO conversation, even less than before... (we had some thought provoking conversations in there, I'll tell you that!). 

And ... so I've asked her to find out who the admin is, I'll probably take the group back - and run with it. 

The time is NIGH, my friend, for miracles to happen. 

Yes, I know you on this list are thinking "he's going all esoteric on us again", but life, my friend - that is the only way. 

As I have written SO MANY times, life comes full circle. It always, always does... 

And on that note, I'm off to talk to Maria. 

Now, before I go - 

The "pre-sales" cycle for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness - is rapidly coming to a CLOSE. If you want in at the price now (I will price it FAR higher down the line) - then take action NOW. 

And second, those two copies of Fast and Furious Fitness "pure Gold" - the Collector's Edition must go, I've already had interest, but I'll giv eit a few more days for you guys and then if no-one takes action (on those books - curiously, sales are ROARING on the other books) ... then away they go. 

All for a good cause!


Rahul Mookerjee

Life's a trip, eh. The "vacation before death", a saying Dwayne use!

Thats some trippy ass shit, Holmes!


- Rahul Mookerjee

PS - "I'll leave the groups to Rahul!" Hehe - So said even Glyn Bozo "Popko Schofield" once... 

Yes, even Bozo sometimes gets it. Hehe. 

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In 201.... Well, I can't remember, when but there have been plenty of instances like this in mainland China!

The one I'm referring to was when a lady literally paraded a naked Bozo - not Glyn for a change - through the streets of somewhere, in Fuzhou, I believe (I can just see the Bozo Googling and trying to find th epicture, hehe - but yeah, Bozo Glyn do so, news had a picture too!) ... and, stopping at a bus stop in rain or something. 

Created a massive furore back then. 

But really, in a country like China,with more delectable girls and Nazi feminists than you can say "voila!" - it ain't surprising. 

On the other site, I wax lyrical about the ladies at the border in Louhou, for instance, who publicly slap their husbands, and they hang their heads and do nothing - - and th eBozos (yes, like Schofield) who that turns on (believe me it ain't a turn on for most in real life though!) ... 

I wax LYRICAL about groveling boyfriends, the man - woman ratio in China, the desperation many men (and these days, girls too) SHOW to "find the right mate" ... 

And so forth. 

Then there was a clown who was pulling a highly drugged tiger in China on a dog leash and Tom Tomming it. 

I remember thinking, dude, you better get out of it's way when that thang is PISSED!


But Bozos like that kinda crap - much like what the Chinese do the majestic tiger and brown bears in their horrible animal farms. 

It's horrible. 

The mangy looking animals for one, they really disgrace Mother Nature (the Chinese, not the animals -those that they LET live that is. They eat damn near everything in case you didnt know!). 

But it always makes me angry to see the mighty tiger humbled like that due to forces OUT of its control. 

But anyway ... myself. 

I keep getting asked this. 

"With your background, why not work a job, friend". 

"You'd make a ton!" 

Ah, but that ain't the reality. 

ALL the jobs I've been had - have not paid me what I was worth, and expected me to be a Bozo grinder that delivers results day after day, and gets peanuts for it. 

Not all ,actually, China jobs were a tad better in terms of pay... 

(or I wouldn't take 'em, period - and YES what I consider decent pay is what most Bozos and so called employers consider "sky high" - of course, when it comes to THEM ... HA! It's never enough) 

But anyway, I will always remember a comment an old boss once made in THAT job. 

At the time, the company was three people "old" and growing by the day. 

Sales - yours truly - was the one making it grow and how!


They never even expected that sort of performance from the get go, as a certain "Ravi" once told me "Rajesh was expecting you to settle in for a while, and then deliver - you didnt need that weaning in period at all!" 

"He's very happy with you!" 

All true , my friend. 

Of couse, what I GOT for my efforts - anything but commensurate. 

And the minute I asked for more, it started to fall apart (see the book). 

Thing is, with my background, people have this subconscious "he won't work for what we want him to" thinking, and despite them liking me, or not, this is ALWAYS the case. 

They always expect more, and want to pay less - operations, for instance at the time was not just doing nothing, but wasn't contributing to the bottom line one damned bit, yet, he got more than 2x what I was getting. 


The lifeblood of any organization!

Read more in the book, of course... 

YES, their sales manager there for years couldn't convert leads coming on a platter to him. 

But anyway, boss made the comment about hiring "a third person" in charge of all three of us - which of course everyone was against - well, I wasn't asked, the other two were. Hehe. No-one asks me these things, because "how dare he!" 

(of course, they did eventually hire someone supposed to report to me, except he never did, and that was their way of saying "goodbye" i.e. skills transfer to him- no need to pay me what I was worth - its that sort of short sighted thinking that keeps people and companies from growing. But yeah, maybe they never wanted to grow (boss said that once, to his credit)). 

So he never hired that person, but to me, he turned around and said this. 

"That guy needs an office, Rahul He's a senior person, from IIM!" 

IIM is some fancy shmancy instittute in India - the Tom Tom's keep Tomming it. 

(today, people from there are driving cabs for a living, it's been going on for years). 

Nothing against, cabbies, but the Tom Tomming about fancy degrees - I've spoken out against it for years, and the facts bear me out. 

Just because you're someone that sat through college or fancy or not, doesnt guarantee squat shyt. 


Most real achievers didnt even make it past high school in many cases, let alone college. 

But anyway ... 

I remember thinking "He deserves a room, they deserve more salary, yet the person getting you results NOW - what do you give HIM?" 

(and this dude, remember, he hadn't even joined as yet. Somehow his fancy degree made him more valuable? 

I call BS. Haha.

Fact is, their thought processes were "how dare Rahul think HE is valuable, just because he has overseas experience, which we will never ever have".

Aha. I hit a sore spot, I can feel it... )


I couldn't say that, of course, then. 

The only time you can truly be honest in a job is when they're fed up with you enough to fire you. Hehe. 

Else, the farce of bosses saying "be honest' is just a farce. 

They want Tom Tom's, monkeys and Bozos. 

I've never been that!

To me, I'd rather have the risk of working for myself - and the joy. 

No rules, nothing reporting, nothing doing. 

I make the rules - I'm the one that takes the wins - the losses - all of 'em! 

I've ALWAYS been that way, and always will be ... 

And I admit it, I was PISSED at that job. 

We were all at the same level, yet, THEY got an office, more benefits, I got exactly .. what? 

F-all in the grand scheme of things. 

Despite producing the polar opposite, which is the point of me saying this - it isn't because I miss the job. Hehe. 

Anyway, such is life working for others. 

I highly recommend you NOT to. 

Creating, and having the ability to create is what counts. 

Do so, you'll be ont he right track for life - and a hell of a lot happier to boot. 


Rahul Mookerjee

PS. - Remember, the two copies reamining, Collector's Edition .. 

PPS - In short they want Bozos on dog leashes, I was never that ... Hehe. 

I still remember, in Oman, they had this idiotic requirement "to wear ties". 

To someone who can barely stomach formal wear at it's barest, ties? 

As Anupam, a guy there once put it (when yours truly, of course wasn't wearing one) ... 

"Gale ka patta kahan hai! Boss aa raha hai, Boss will be pissed!" 

He did not say "pissed", he said "Boss is very serious about that!" 

i.e. where's your dog collar (in jest) - the boss is very serious about it. 

Like, why? 

That influence results any which way? First thing you know, I ain't no damn model though I could be, but fact is, thats another means of BS Control - there was no need for that in an "IT technician" position. 

More foolishness from the Bozo factory. 

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My lovely friend, or my dear reader, whichever it is .. 

I'll use dear reader, on this site, hehe. 

Something interesting happning this morning (or afternoon, whatever it is for YOU the reader(. 

A lady broke rules in my WeChat group last night so she was booted. Period. No second chances, no explanation, and I believe I've gone over the why's and wherefore's before - in short, my playing field my football so my rules, within reason - two, rules are there for a reason, else much like Bozo Glyn who I allowed way too much latitude in "keeping it real in China!" the group goes to the dogs - though I would never allow that in a more serious group - KIR was an adventure, really - but NOT my employments groups, where you break rules - YOU'RE OUT - though with reason, not like the idiotic "you listen to smartphone" you're out idiot of a Prof in that silly grad school I once applied to in Southern India) ... and three most importantly, people dumb or brazen enough to break clearly posted rules usually do so again. 

With all that being said, something interesting happened. 

This lady, Helen, a "Goddess" if there ever was one - more on that later - added me. 

Sent me such a long note explaining why she did what she did that I just had to .. you know, I had a change of heart. 

Then I steeled myself. 

Remember, Rahul, you've done this before, the people have broken rules -AGAIN. 

So I told her, nothing doing - rules are rules, although I understand why you did what you did, rules are rules, and I explained it all in short. 

I didtn need to. I'd find that out later! Hehe. 

But anyway ... then, the way she accepted this struck me as ... something. 

not odd, different. 

Most people piss, moan, whine, and groan. 

She didnt, and was continually polite and most importantly, friendly about it - VIBES, vibes, vibes, that vibe I keep talking of! 

And, the vibe I got, smart! 

And other things too. Hehe. Including the Goddess part when she said "Oh God!" to my reply of "no way". 

She reminded me of a certain Ivy Bao. Hehe. 

I told her she reminded of a certain girl. 

Little did I know a girl I dreamed of lik etwo weeks ago, Carol, I didnt write about her - but this girl would also show up on my wechat today - and she did later! Right now, in fact. 

But anyway, Helen. 

So, the God(dess) was a bit of aj oke ... not really. Hehe. 

Her personal life proves it. 

Trust me, the Bozo would have kittens reading about her, and, another lady I wrote about on the other site (another school owner where the foreign monkeys apparently cook and clean, and she shops with half their salary or some inanity - Bozo would LOVE it, period) - but this lady, no. 

She wouldn't go near the Bozo with a ten foot pole. Hehe. 

We spoke of many things, including how Bozos like Glyn get caught by the TSA when wearing chastity devices, and end up in the emergency room after shoving bleach up their backsides to kill the China virus ... 

Both true stories, except I didnt tell her #2. 

She asked tho!

"how do these guys clean themselves after do private business"

"how to go to toilet" 

The guys sit down ,I guffawed. 

That they do! 

As for #2, Glyn could explain better. Hehe. 

But really, I suppose the plastic ones pass through undeteted, and I also know, one of the poses I mention in Isometric and Flexibility Training, although I Did NOT write the book thinking about that is perfectly tailored not just towards removing constipation and nigh quick (have a toilet nearby when doing the patented Rahul Mookerjee Squat in the book) ... but also if you're wearing "devices" down there. Hehe. 

"Do women actually wear those", she giggled. 

Men do, I laughed. And women too. 

To each his or her own, and I actually agree with that so long as you aren't a Badgering Bozo. Hehe. 

being a pest is not acceptable. 

They get swatted away repeatedly... 

Anyway, that pose is the natural way of taking a dump they've been doing so for years. Sitting on the throne - the exact opposite, and it ADDS to constipation if you have it (many do). 

Anyway ... and again. 

So, mid way through all this talking something struck me as odd. 

Hey, Rahul, you spoke to her before. 

I asked her. 

Sure enough, I had. 

Sure enough, Madam broke the rules - and was put back in because, well .... 

And now, even with my "NO SECOND CHANCES policy" she's got two. 

And she knows it. Hehe. 


Not often someone slips one past me, but this "Mad Madam" did. 

Now, whats up with the Mad Madam part 

Well, we were discussing the after life and how I was sayin gthat things happen for a reason, no such thing as coincidence, and that death is just an eternal sleep, therefore not to be feared. 

And, lo! 

"I was reading a book by someone called Michael" she went. 

And she was!

I wont mention him here - he isn't the Mike I use on another site for my erotica books (more on that later). 

But yours truly has many faces, but all brutally honest and hard hitting, studs, cucks and Bozos all blush, salivate and want MORE of what this person has to "offer". Hehe. 

But anyway, thought that was interesting. 

The Mad Madam interested in wierd (NOT) stuff that made me break my own rule twice. Hehe. 

In her own words "I dont want you to think I'm a Mad Madam who is interested in wierd stuff". Hehe. 

All for a good cause, but hey. It happens!

She didnt know she snuck one past either... 

Anyway, thats the tale for now. 

Remember, no rule breaking allowed in terms of the pre-offer for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness which was GONE a few days ago, but Kevin, well, I put it back because of him ...(or was that Irwin? From Ireland, I recall) ... 

And definitely NONE allowed for the last two copies of Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition allowed. 

(on that note, I was interrupted twice while writing this. Ghnash! 

In the past, I'd throw a FIT! 

Now, I just continue... while people around me spend days thinking of how and what to write....) 

But anyway, I've asked once, I'll ask again. 

Do you want 'em? 

IF so, come - and - GET 'em! 


Rahul Mookerjee 

PS - Some of you have reported not recieving the purchase emails or what not after you buy something. If that is YOU, please get back to me - we'll figure it out. Sometimes, emails dont go through as they should!

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I gotta say it ... to you! 

I would have to the person who thought I didnt know what and how and why she was doing... 


But - really. I've spoken about this before. 

All the mantra tantras, all the shamiaic CRAP the Astrologers tell you, all the so called predictions, all the so called nonsense, all the beads, chains, amulets... all of this rubbish. 

Does it work? 

Yes - BUT!


What really does the trick, friend is the subconscious mind. 

Read Claude Bristol's The Magic of Believing for more on this, but it's so damn obvious... 

Why do you think Narendra Modi for one shows up as a "wise old man with a longgggggggggg beard" and upraised forefinger all the time? 

Just why is Trump as successful as he is? 

And, why are the astrologers and wacko "fortune tellers" who couldnt predict their own fortune accurately let alone others (I know one lady that got banned from YouTube recently after a few days ago she boasted of her one million crap plus subscribers or what not) making tons of moolah when no-one else (apparently is)? 

Because they're preying on people's beliefs. 

Light camphor - get good luck. 

Write down your affirmations. 

I am, I am, I am. 


Hows that working out for you in terms of either money or fitness? 


I thought so, especially the former. 

There is a way to affirm, and a way NOT to - to magnetize what you REALLY WANT ON AUTO PILOT!

And, there is a way to repel. 

All free advice which works, which will be ignored by those that "don't know" - or couldnt be bothered. 

But just like seeing a magpie or anything doesn't mean bad luck, a broken mirror doesn't necessarily mean bad luck either. 

Broken glass don't either. 

For me, it's always been goo dluck. Hehe. 

Nigh everything that happens (Steve Austin ain't got shit to do w/the broken glass part either, heh) to me ? 

Is good luck, even when people say it's bad. 

THEREIN lies the key to success - your mind. 

Repetition of the same chant, the same affirmations, the same incantations, leads to belief. 

Once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen ... 

Its amazing, the number of Bozos that do this - yet repeat the WRONG THINGS to themselves!

And aren't willing to learn. 

Lets do one simple experiment to finish this off, friend. 

Next few days, lets say a month. 

If you're a phat phocker, stand in front of the mirror and do what the Gurus say. 

i.e. proclaim the following. 


I am desirable!

And, whateve you want to be - according to the Gurus, thats what you need to affirm, eh. 

Do this for a month. Or even a week. 

Write back, tell me how you progress - or regress. 

Other hand, do it the way I tell you with SOLID action, and watch you rresults. 

Again, report back - thats all the proof you need. Hehe. 

Or, continue to be misled and make the nut jobs that don't know their own nuts from the hole (sorry had to say it) more moola... 


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Lots of such sensible life advice in Fast and Furious Fitness as welll, get this NOW friend (the Collectors Edition won't last beyond this week). 

Oh, if you"couldn't be bothered", kindly unsubscribe as well. Thank you!

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Life's a trip, eh. 

Some trippy ass shit, Holmes! 

- Training Day, of course. What else!

But anyway, yesterday I posted something on here (an email I sent out to my list) which had a bit of a teaser in it which I know (and had posted) to draw a few Bozos out. 

As a certain Steven California on a forum I owned once told in 2005 ... 

Let me shake the tree a bit and see what nuts fall out, lol. 

Well, plenty fell out here!

I was wondering where Buttler Schofield was for one. Hehe. 

After Mandy "outed" the Bozo (though to be fair, she's one of a lonnnnnnnnnng list he's screwed over, stole him as he says "licked ass and now everyone hates him" and so forth) ... he's been oddly quiet. 

He DID send me a few inane emails with the subject line of "Beta Fag Glyn". 

Which is fine, thats what he is, but really, Bozo, the whole world knows that by now. 

Then he sent me some equally batty comments about his derriere and the expanding girth or what not. Ugh. 

But other than that, he's been oddly quiet. 

So I had to do it!

I dangled the carrot. 

Sure enough, the Bozo jumped - and jumped first. Hehe.

Its amazing, friend. The Bozos and Trolls claim "no-one buys your books or reads your stuff". 

The first? 

Well, it's obvious - bestsellers don't happen without tons of people buying books!

But the second, you'd be amazed how many people "quietly" read everything I post. 

Hang on to every word I say. 

Can't wait for the next update from me. 

Trust me on this one, friend. 

True, the But(t)ler is obsessed with me, to put it gently. 

He cannot stay away from secretly checking what I'm up to on the sly - even if he's been roundly blocked on all social media, email and what not. 

Hey, Bozo started the block game on WeShat ... Hehe. 

Now he's getting it back in triplicate. 

He whines about "Rahul blocked me', yet he forgets what HE did ... 

To start it all! 

Anyway, I didnt even link the social media platform - I just mentioned Instagram, and my handle on there i.e. @0excusesfitness. 

I figured those that want will follow me there anyway. 

Remember, they'll find a way!

If they want to do it, they'll find a way - if they want to buy from you - they will FIND a way. 

Even if you make it hard for them, they'll still find that way! 

And the Bozo did. 

The post got like 70-80 likes within an hour or so of posting, but the Bozos three or so likes (I can just imagine him salivating at the woman he could never get in the picture, hehe) cinched the deal. 

Instagram was the only major platform I had NOT blocked the Bozo on until now. 

That's been rectified now, thank you, Bozo! 

But anyway ... 

Interesting how it works!

That email - or that bit - was designed SPECIFICALLY to draw the Bozos and trolls out. 

And it did it's job - quite well! 

(It was also designed to get the DOERS to get off their, ahem, butts, and take action. This inertia the world in general has slid into where people are content to sit by and do exactly F all. It's amazing, I dont get it! How can people BE that way! But a lot have become like that, the majority has...) 

I got another idiotic note on Twitter the other day. 

"Give us a break, please, please!" 

Thats all. 

Along the lines of the "Stop, stop, stop, no more emails please!" idiocy I received last year - remember that? 

Insane, my friend. 

Does life give YOU a break - you, me, or ANYONE? 

I didnt think so. 

It rumbles on. 


So does Rahul Mookerjee, my friend. 

And when I set my sights on something, Idont stop till I get it. 

Reletless Repetition, as Pete Lillo once famously said, and you cannot miss. 


I've been that way all my life, friend. 

And here's the thing - on inertia. 

It's amazing, but a book like Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition (remember, its MY copy and another which I'm giving up right now - thats ALL that remains) - a book which in the past would have sold out instantly within a few emails of promoting it - right now - inertia. 

It ain't that people dont want it. 

As a great customer said in May, you'll probably sell out before July!

I did - way before that. 

But the last two copies, people want it. 

The click rates etc are enough evidence of that, even if they weren't - you can feel these things. 

Yet, taking action is where the inertia kicks in. 

First you have those that claim they dont have money, yet they have all the money lying around for inanity. 

Apparently spending more than $100 on a night out is worth it, but not a book that will last you a lifetime and do you a world of good, a hell of a lot more than drinking it up in one night... 

(True, its your money. No, I'm not telling you how to spend it. But the point - and fact - remains). 

Then those that will only buy when it's "on rock bottom price with discounts galore". 

I dont get it. 

Lets take gold, which a lot of folks with sense are snapping up everywhere - yours truly included. 

Do we ask for discounts on that, or do we buy it up before the price goes UP? 

The answer should be obvious. 

Then to me, it's amazing why people would want discounts on something like this book - pure gold? 

True, I offer discounts a lot of times. 

Product specific too... 

But on this book, the Collector's Edition, I've never once offered a discount except "in private" - and I do not intend upon doing so either. 

This book is pure GOLD, my friend. 

And I treat it as such. 

Then of course, the do nothings, trolls and such ... always have all the time in the world to get on Instagram or whatever, and serial refund on Amazon, but ask them to BUY and ... 

"No money" 

Truly, thats the response I get (from idiots). 

Anyway, it's funny. 

The Bo(o)zo posted about "Priority Passes" on his Insta - one of the few things I saw before I very hurriedly blocked his ass on there. 

It said "B Schofield". 

Not kidding you, even. Hehe. 

Maybe Bozo has changed his name to Bozo Schofield, and given how famous he's become in that regard, hey. I wouldn't blame him. Plus, thats what he is anyway, maybe he's finally come full circle!

Anyway, thanks for reading this - what ? - 1000 plus - 1111 at the time of reading - word "rant". Hehe. 

And take action now, friend. 

Here's the link - remember to choose the Collector's Edition and email me if you want an autograph - - https://0excusesfitness.com/fast-and-furious-fitness/


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - From Charles the former friend to Mandy to a HOST OF OTHERS - believe me, all "lurking" and either gnashing their teeth "how dare he" or nodding their heads in appreciation "sheer genius!" (believe me, I get both comment son a daily basis. You either love me, or you hate me. No in between, I've been a highly successful marketer naturally all my life - this is who I AM, hehe - no "in betweens") ... 

All hanging on to EVERY Word I say, every utterance I make. 

Truly one of the best measures of success, hehe, in any regard, any field... 

PS #2 - I wouldn't be surprised if the But(t)ler ends up buying some of these books anyway. He's given up now. In the past, he'd have sent me inane remarks on social media, now it's just whiny "likes" i.e. I hope Rahul doesn't pillory me further. 

Well, I will - but I might not if the Bozo does what I asked here. Hehe. 

Well, thats one of the things. I can't find the exact email where I mentioned what needs to be, but its basically doing a Tony Greig in front of me (dont equate the great man with this idiot though) (and he'll probably love groveling anyway, ugh). And, it's doing the Jahpannah thing mentioned above hehe. 

And signing his name to the following. 

"Rahul, I'm truly a beta fag that messed up and trolled you, took advantage of many others except I didnt know that when I messed with you, I met my match in spades (black ones, hehe) and then some". 

I'd write more. 

but hey, y'all - and the But(t)ler get the drift. 

But really, don't be surprised if he shows up, his faggy self whining about "Rahul, please sell me some of your books". 

After all, he's using stolen money anyway...

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My word, my word!

The Universe BE noticing me. 

For a change I'll be the opposite of verbose, and send you here (yes, the sh-news is good for SOMETHING). 

A 42-year-old fitness fanatic was 'beating himself up' over his decision not to get vaccinated during his final days, his family said. 

A 42-year-old fitness fanatic was 'beating himself up' over his decision not to get vaccinated during his final days, his family said (yahoo.com)

Let's quote some of the greatest and best parts. 

Right down to the name of the author of the piece, Sophia. (Gorilla Girl? Hehe). 

  • A 42-year-old British man who loved exercise and eating healthy died of COVID-19 last week.

  • John Eyers didn't get vaccinated because he "felt that he would be ok," his family said.

  • The father-of-one told doctors in his final days that he regretted his decision not to get a vaccine.

Jesus God, now I'm scared. 



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John Eyres from Southport, Merseyside. Jenny MCann
  • A 42-year-old British man who loved exercise and eating healthy died of COVID-19 last week.

  • John Eyers didn't get vaccinated because he "felt that he would be ok," his family said.

  • The father-of-one told doctors in his final days that he regretted his decision not to get a vaccine.

An unvaccinated 42-year-old fitness fanatic who regularly climbed mountains and competed in the ironman has died of COVID-19, his family said.

John Eyers, a construction expert and bodybuilding competitor from the seaside town of Southport, England, died last week, one month after catching the virus.

The father-of-one was a "healthy" and "very active" person who was climbing mountains and camping in the wilderness just four weeks before he got sick, his twin sister, Jenny McCan

I dont know, my friend, but I smell a rat. 

Notice how theyre targeting US -YOU ? 


They KNOW WE are one of the last remaining that dont panic, so they're trying to make us. 


True, I have nothing but "sadness" for John. NO-ONE should die from this pestilence! 


But panic ain't the way!

Do we know if he had any preexisting medical conditions? 

DOES anyone notice that those with the vaccine are getting it left right and CENTER? 

DOES anyone know if he was even in contact with anyone that had it - was THAT person vaccinated? 

Cherry picking is fine. 

First thing you know, not eveyrone is a rock climber or mountain climber, Id bet he was the solitary type like me when it comes to fitness. 

Anyway, my condolences...

But really. 



Rahul Mookerjee

PS - I've said it once, I'll say it again. 

Once a vaccine fucking works, SHOW Me. 

But dont show me something that doesn't work and tell me to shove swabs up my ass. 

It ain't happening. 

until then, THIS RIGHT HERE is the best vaccine ever. 

And, likely long after too. 


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In Isometric and Flexibilty Training, which is one of my greatest and nigh on NOW - most applicable ever, more than ever before, along with a few others, a Bozo wrote back. 

He bitched about price. 

But that wasn't his main grouse. 

IT was "simple stretches". 

And it was, most importantly what he felt and wrote honestly towards the end - a review which was never moderated, and I never WILL moderate it, because some monouments to stupidity MUST STAND. 


"The photos are terrible!" he went, as if his makeup or what not was ruined... 

But along with the down to earth photos, the mess in the background on some of it might have "brought out the Italian in him". 

Red blooded, hot tempered, "oh so perfect". 


Now, I've addressed the Tom Tomming about "just simple stretches" in the link above. BAsically, The Gama pushed against tree to build immense strength amongst the other stuff he did. 

Too simple? 

Tom Toms would say that yes. 

But does it work? 

I'll let you be the judge - and I dont even start with something like that. 

MOST fitness "gurus",even a certain Matt Furey in his course on isometrics have NEVER - well, at the time, never put anything like I did. 


Maybe he has now, I dont know. Probably not. 

But point is this, friend. 

Simple just works. Plain and effing simple. 

And I keep it BRUTAL and simple. To a T. 

You see it like it IS - or was when I took the photos. 

I didnt bother cleaning clutter in the background, what I bothered about was the WORKOUTS AND EXERCISES < showing you how to do 'em!

Both equaly important, #2 even more so. 

Or, I'd just write about it. 

Now, heres the thing. 

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. 

How many times have you heard this - and experiened it? 

Delegation is great, if and until it works. 

Seperation of duties, responsibilities etc is great - until it works. 

Y'all past the first marriage as yet? 


Then you KNOW what I mean, hehe. 

I still remember Major Michael telling me, "my first wife was a ****! She never even did windows!


I've heard that from guys galore. Especially doers and those that succeed. 

Which is fine, mistakes happen, we all live and learn, so it should be, most live by the rulebook, we don't so we live and learn, experience... 

I'll give you an example. 

When I'm with my wife, launrdy is often an issue as are other things . (Glyn Schofield's ears just perked up. Hehe). 

She lets it pile up for days, then complains about it, then does some, then complains more, it piles up agaim and so forth. 

For someone who does it on clockwork, it drives me insane, especially since it ain't my job to begin with. 

But you can lead a horse to water. 

You can't make it drink. 

For years, I tried. 

Then I left!

But in the "in between phases" of leaving, I just did my own damn laundry. 

I did it, dried it folded it, and put it back, she left hers all over the place. 

OK, fine. 

Used to drive me insane, I rememeber, but once I accepted the fact for what it is i.e people don't change unless they want to, it stopped any and all arguments on that front. 

David Goggins wrote about this in one his books. 

(I just read about that two days ago, so now, the Tom Tom's saying "hes my GORRRRRRUUUUU" - no he ain't either. But he's a great ACHIEVER - and CHAMP!)

And a great example of just do it, hence he's on the page for "Pull-ups from STUD TO SUPER STUD WITHIN WEEKS!

"When youve flown for days on end, or are exhausted to the bone, then you come home to a filthy house - but you dont blame your spouse or friends or roommates or whatever, you get it done - THERE AND THEN! Your sense of duty won't let you do otherwise". 

SO BLOODY TRUE!  (those are my words, but that was his gist too)

Naturally, I never took this to extremes. 

ANd no, before you ask, it aint one ot the tricks mentioned in the book on combating Nazi feminism - and profiting from it (which you guys do need to get now, as you will not only love it, but enjoy it).

"Just common sense", you might think. 

OK, if thats what you think... 

But is that common sense getting you results NOW? 

If not, book might be worth a look see, even a READ ... 

On that note, I gotta say. 

Serial refunders, that ain't for you. 

If you're going to buy and then instantly within an hour click "refund" with some inane reason given to Amazon, or wherever you get it from (NOT here, as there are NO REFUNDS of ANY NATURE for ANYTHING - I've made that clear multiple times, still people ask) ... then please don't get it, period. 

Go to someone who allows refunds. You and I will both have an easier time down the road!

But doers, you'll want to check it out now. 

Back to it - my wife likely has her own reasons for living the way she does. 

Hey, gotta walk a mile in a man's shoes first... or a woman's (not high heels, hehe). (I'll leave the jaywalking in tights to the Bozo). 

But whatever, we all have our own reasons, whether valid or not. 

And deep down inside, we all know what is right and wrong. 

But anyway, want something done, get it done yourself. 

Hence I make my own sites. 

Hence I do my own emails. Write my own books. The ONLY help I take is photographs - but I'm going to do that myself too in the future, if you can believe that. Hehe. Well, the videos at least!

Technology DOES have some advantages. 

Anwyay, enough on that front.

If you haven't already - pick up the Rolls Royce of Fitness, best damn thing ever you could do for yourself right about now. 

Hell, it even has mobile compatible videos, 5 "hot" ones!

Sexy chests and hairy ones aside, tech does have its advantages doesnt it. 

That pesky, all invasive, all knowing, all pervasive TECH... 



Rahul Mookerjee 

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I've written enough about this, I think. 

But I remembered a comment my wife often makes to my daughter (talk about WEAPONIZING kids against their own parents!!) about "cooking". 

"He never helps me in the kitchen", she moans. 

To my daughter. (if I got that right). (i.e. what she said). 

Fair enough. 

I'm not huge on cooking ... 

But here's the thing, friend. 

What does SHE help ME with? 

When I needed help with finances - money - you think my wife was there for me? Fat chance. 

When I needed help with something as simple as "support" in terms of not having to leave family etc, you think I got any help? 


When the money ran low (when things were tight) - guess who got the brunt of it all? 

My wife talks and complains all day long about not having maids and so forth (Bozo Schofield, you listening? Hehe). 

Yet, the facts are these ... 

I do my own damn laundry (Bozo must be having kittens reading this. Hehe). 

I pay the bills. 

Yours truly paid everything HIMSELF every time he was away from family - AND paid for family too. 

All those laptops, phones, all of it that I bought - all conveniently forgotten!

More - 

When I stay at home - I do an equal job in terms of taking the trash out sometimes, unloading the dishwaster, et al. 

Where I finally drew the line, and the reason for the extra hostility towards me Nazi feminism wise? 

I figured out how to hit - where it hurts the most . 

If you'd think mental, you'd be spot on, except, NO, it's not "talking or engaging with her" on ANY issue. 

In fact, I'm openly telling her (when she asks or rants) "that she is right all the time". 

In the book on it, I constantly talk about how it makes NIL sense to engage directly with a Nazi feminist, because you'll never win!

Instead, the ways to do so are sneaky and THEIR OWN WAYS!

Which of course, they can never combat - because they believe in them themselves!

Anyway, just a brief rant, but it'll ring true for a lot of you!

"I agree with all you say about women. I've had trouble with them too!" 

Hopefully not NOW, P. 


Anyway, get the book on not just combating, but BENEFITING from this pestilence as well, friend. 

And on that note, a few more hours left for the Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness pre-order to end. If you want in, GET IN NOW! (before I pull the offer tomorrow). 


Rahul Mookerjee

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I gotta say this, friend. 

Boozy Bozo thinks he's puilled off the trick of a lifetime, but he hasn't. 

Then again, tricks. Perhaps he has. Ugh. 

Recently, I saw some article from I believe Al Jazeera (interesting how these damn devices have a mind of their own, think, predict, and show you exactly what you were thinking a while ago! THESE DAMN THINGS TRACK YOU!) about how "Carrie Lam" is destroying democracy in Hong Kong, Repression, and more. 

Which is all true. 

Repression Central, I call it. 

SAD TO SEE THIS HAPPENING TO HONG KONG, I'll never stop saying it!

But that aside, the article called her "Beijing's head girl". 

Which of course, Glyn would LOVE to be called that, eh. 


Blowing the hockey field and so forth ... 

Yours truly knows one damn thing. 

Yours truly "abstaining" I should say. Caveman, what have you ... beer drinker "el supremo". 

He wouldn't want head from ole Carrie, especially not the "rabbit" like picture Al Jazeera posted of her if you get my drift, I prefer my bits where they are and not Bobbitted or what not. Hehe. 

I really wouldn't! 

But again, sad what is happening to Hong KOng. 

And it's sad, despite Chinese women for the most part being the most aggressive in terms of feminism, and usually often Nazi feminism, there aren't really that many female leaders in the country. 

Guess why, folks. 

There is reason, and it ain't "male repression" either. China is actually one of the few countries in the world WAY safer for women than anywhere else. Women have all the rights they could possibly ask for and more. 

And yet ... hehe. 

Despite the men there literally salivating like Bozos after the few available women (supply and demand) ... 


Enough said. 

Anyway, BEER!

Some idiot posted an ESL job on WeShat, that I twittered 

"free diet" was supposed to be one of the so called benefits. 

Typical of ESL ... Eh. Dancing monkey galore. 

(watch the Tom Tom's attack me for saying that, heh) ... 

Hell, Bozo loves free. 

for me, my idea is BALANCED diet. 

A beerin each hand, hehe. 

And preferably a Corona, if not, the "Wife Beater" beer I so love!

STELLA  ARTOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's stupid, the rap that beer got. 

"Because men get violent after drinking it". 


Drunken women aren't violent? Have never been? 

Get real, folks. 

More to the point, you can get drunk off any beer, liqor, or what not ... 


So why just Stella, hehe. 

Not the prison Stellas the Bozos love, heh.

But ... point made, I believe!

anyway, idiots won't get any of the above. 

thats fine. 

And the idiots and Tom Tom's will skip right past, or hemph and haw at the LAST day remaining pre-order for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness

But the doers, the real men, well, they'll be placing their orders now. 

PLACE that pre-orer now, my friend, before the price goes UP. 

And you'll officially be not just a card carrying member of the "Rahul Mookerjee's Real man Club" - but a PLATINUM card carrying member!


Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Do this now, friend. Really. Time ticks away with every second. Stop thinking "should I' or would I. Sometimes, ACTION I REQUIRED, and prompt at that! 

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On crazed geniuses, and more . . .

That thin line, my friend, that seperates utter and sheer GENIUS - from insanity. 

And I was thinking of writing this to you after my Jump Rope workout!

something made me, although I've pulled the damn rope out, pause and do it now. 

DONT DELAY! As Napelon HIll said, when the idea comes, if you delay, ANY delay will be crucial and could sabotage your plans for SUCCESS!

Of course, if you're on the toilet or what not, thats different. 

what he meant - don't wait. 


And this isn't even about the Bozo taking dumps in primary grade classes, ugh. 

I loved the Hannibal series, for one. 

Anthony Hopkins is one of those legends I gotta just say one thing. 

Respect, man. Respect!

much like Matt Damon (another legend in my book - but NONE GREATER THAN SLY STALLONE - truly the pinnacle is he!) will always be remembered for the superb Bourne Identity series. 

But Hannibal, my friend, you'll see wasn't your average Wacko. 

He was one of the most intelligent and charming persons you could ever meet - on the outside. 

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde! 

Who woulda thunk "an old man" could do so much damage?

Yet, he did - albeit in fiction. 

(it was a book first, I believe, the Silence of the Lambs). 

And he ended up, well, the last Hannibal movie shows him escaping - with an arm he cut off himself to escape. 

Loon x 100. 

And thats what happens to these sorts. 

Hitler, another CRAZED genius in many ways. 

We all know about him!

Then, of course, Bozo Schofield who wouldn't be far off from either one of those two, especially Hitler (trust me, you ain't seen half of Bozo's racist rants as yet). 

But it's sad. 

He's actually an intelligent person - except he's used it ALL to do what?

Dupe. Scam. Cheat. Rob. Do drugs. As certain person said "waste his life and EVERY bit of help, every opportunity that was given to him". 

Ya'll know all about him. 

And yall know how he ends up - and ended up - and will end up. 

ON the street, a Bum off the roads, licking bums most likely in dark alleys and doing so for free because he just lovvvvvvves it. 

That thin line!

Bozo could have turned his fetishes into a biz. He was too lazy. 

Bozo could have trolled better. 

Again, dunce central. 

Bozo could have made anything of himself. 

As it stands right now, he's made one thing of himself - a laughing stock. 

As a great customer from the UK famously once said. 

"Glyn Schofield, you're a clown, if you're reading this, please stop, no-one cares". 

Actually, after linking it - here are his precise words - 

The Bodyweight Guru has done it again, 55 ways to bring on the pain, a magnum opus on how to really use what is possibly the world's oldest and "most diverse" exercise.

If you're like me, you live for that pain, the feeling of your muscles as they stretch and contract and how your body screams at you to stop but your mind will not allow you to quit, you have that target in your mind and you cannot stop until you hit that target, yes my friends this is training "brutally effective" training.

Buy this book and take up the challenge of Push Up Central.

The Bodyweight Guru is waiting for you, let him show you how with this (innocently sounding) book you can become more than you could ever have imagined, this is hard training at it's absolute best.

Now a word about the previous review, Glyn Scofield is a total moron and his reviews suck almost as much as he does, Glyn, if by chance you ever read this, do yourself a favour and just stop, nobody cares what you think.

He was right!

Its sad people choose to use their intelligence in the wrong way. 

Look at Donald Trump for one, another sheer GENIUS in many ways. 

And look at all the good he's doing, has done, and thats why he's getting all the support he is!

I'll always support the Trumpinator, whether he runs in 2024 or not (though he will, which I'm glad for. We need him!) 

Look at your truly called "genius" by man. 

Sheer genius, as a customer told me. 

He don't even know about the other businesses!

That is the difference friend. 

Yours truly HELPS others, and will go to the end of the world to do so - and point out the TRUTH we ALL need to hear NOW and regularly. 

The other - the Bozo will go to the ends of the earth to do the exact opposite. Scam, cheat, and so forth. 

And as Emerson famously said in the Laws of COmpensation, the Universe cannot be cheated. 

Rewards will be commensurate - and with compound interest!

'nuff said. 

And if YOU, friend, want a fitness sytem that will give you rewards x 10 - trust me, it will "match x 10" everything you put into it and more nigh quick - then this is the ticket right HERE - The 0 Excuses Fitness System. 

Gran this now!


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