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Eeerie, isn't it?
I think it was September ... when was it, Sep 15, that Lehmann Brothers collapsed in 2008 leading to the end of the merry old "freewheeling days" for many globally?
That was coincidentally, or around that date, when the lawyers cheated me in an infamous - by now - court case!
That same day, actually. Hehe.
I remember coming back home in 2008, and Dad asking me "have you heard the news"?
Then I got it.
Lehmann Brothers had collapses, and of course, the domino effect was felt globally, in America too - but the ripple effects globally never quite went away.
When the US sneezes, the rest of the world does indeed COUGH! - and how.
Now, years later, 13 years later - China's most massive property developer is heading for collapse.
I'm sure y'all have heard the stories on that one.
Thing is, for those of us in China, this has been old news. Those that actuall yhave a brain and aren't Tom Tommming retards and Bozos that is. Or, brainwashed sheep and there are many of those.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
China's rapid, breakneck growth didnt just happen because the rest of the world fueled it and slept on the threat - it happened because it's in many way s(their economy) all gloss and no glitter.
Ghost towns, highways to nowhere, spanking new apartment buildings FLAT EMPTY ... it's all been going on for a while, even tne world's largest mall there was empty for a while!
dont believe me?
I've been there - to that mall.
And I've said for a long time their 14 trillion economy is actually a lot smaller.
Dont get me wrong, China still packs a mammoth punch economically - 9 trillion is a hell of a lot of money!
But it's still a lot smaller than made out to be - or looks on the surface, and economic disparity in China now is at all time highs.
The discontent is bubbling - big time.
And the thing no-one is talkign about?
The US system suffered a nasty shock with Lehmann Brothers, yes.
something no-one anticipated - yet, the underlying checks and balances and REAL FREEDOM - and capitalism that made the US what it is today - ensured that it came out of that crisis.
If there is another crisis like that it will shake America no doubt.
But the economy will ultimately weather it (albeit with a lot of pain).
Not so likely, friend.
One massive collapse like that - and the cat will truly be amongst the piegons.
(A massive, giant DEBT INFESTED bubble that has been GROWING like a cancer for YEARS)
(And just look at what people in China on Weibo etc are saying about the company, and economy in general if you dont believe me!)
I hate to say "I told you so", but brace for it - the end in that regard is nigh.
Yes, to Tom Tom's who claim "no prizes for being right" - there might not be any
But foresight saves many an ass...
And the repercussions for being wrong, well, I'd rather be on the right side.
This is an interesting one, coming as it does right smack on the heels of not just Mid Autumn mooncake festival in China, but a massive, albeit COVID interrupted upcoming National Day holiday in China.
And the Chinese govermnent, especially Xi in his Mao avatar is in no mood to bail these companies out either - its all going back to a Maoist era.
Interesting times indeed, as for the fabled mooncakes?
I dont know - I never quite liked 'em, and have been guilty of tossing many a cake in the trash because I was given them, but no-one wanted to take them back, so ...
But hey, that CHinese lager, some of it is pretty damn good. Hehe.
Give me a Stella any day though!
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Lets start this one off on a slightly different, more direct tack than I often do.
No story, no storytelling, no puns, nothing - just a direct question.
Lets say (as an example) that pull-ups are your primary means of staying fit.
One day, out of the blue you suffer a freak injury to your shoulder that makes it nigh IMPOSSIBLE to pull in the pulling position - and pretty damn tough to do most pushups.
Or, most styles that really work.
Remember, you've been counting on the pull-up primarily and handstand pushups, regular pushups etc as a backup - for upper body fitness and strength yes, but also cardio and FAT burning.
You've been doing great.
After the injury, which can last say ... a month at least to fully heal -now what?
You do pushups alone.
But you can only do so many.
Then you figure, OK, no problem. I remember Rahul said in 0 Excuses Fitness that LEG training is where it's at.
Train the legs and back, you train the entire body!
So you figure you'll climb hills - sprint 'em - except there is one problem.
There are none nearby.
You figure you'll use STAIRS.
But in your little bitty town, there are neither towering skyscrapers nor any form of stairs.
What do you do then?
I could answer this for you, yes.
But what I covered above is this - you had a backup - which failed.
You had another one - for that backup - which you couldn't use.
I think we went through three backups above, right - before coming to the unmentioned fourth.
Now, what the 4th is isn't that important as remembering to BACKUP - everything - always - multiple times - in scores of locations - life wise, fitness wise, and "all" wise.
I've been doing this instinctively ever since I can remember.
It's one of the central maxims any decent intelligence agency anywhere operates by in terms of training manuals.
I.e. backup, backup, and MORE backups!
You can never have enough ...
Trust me, when it all starts going to hell, you'll often times need those backups, and then some.
True, for me, I dont plan any of it consciously. It just happens that way.
But do it consciously or not, have a solid backup system you must ...
And thats something I give you with my fitness books.
Each of the books is not just a fitness routine unto itself - the programs and workouts therein give you backups for damn near EVERY situation.
And certainly all of the ones mentioned above and then some!
True, they dont cover what to do in water or air - but we're not the Special Forces here, hehe.
We're simply trying to get into and STAY in the best shape of your - our - lives - no?
And again, ferocity of my routines aside (indeed, some of these types of routines are used by boxers, wrestlers, Special Forces and some of the most accomplished men in the world) - it's the VARIETY and "backup always available nature" which really makes them special - and stand out.
As people have said, there truly are no other books out like this.
And we're out in HARDCOVER NOW TOO!!!!
Truly going towards "collector's item" status with each step.
And you'll want to start with getting the 0 Excuses Fitness System in any of it's avatars right HERE.
Do so - now!
P .S - Pushups for damn near every occasion and eventuality - Pushup Central ! (truly a MINDBLOWING course this one).
PS #2 - And lets face, it folks. Ebooks are great, and convenient, but the sight, smell and scent of a physical book (yes I said those last two words - hehe - I have this odd habit of "smelling" books when they come) ... and the FEEL. Nothing beats it!
I've got several interesting tidbits to share with y'all on this one! Hehe.
Dont ask me how - but a little birdie whispered some things to me - or "tweeted", if you were to ask me in a literal sense. Hehe.
"Your Dad's a little nutty!"
No, not YOURS - although the old man might well be a bit batty in some cases, but I'm talking ME here.
That was what MY dad said about me recently, hehe.
Well, apparently like most of the libtards and Bozos out there advocating UNCONSTITUTIONAL Hiden Biden vaccine mandates, which completely ignoring that maybe, just maybe , if we had to mandate something, it should be something that actually WORKS - you know, like a REAL fuckin vaccine - or mandate health and fitness and a proper diet - not that I would advocate mandating anything, but if you had to.
Maybe my Dad could do what he keeps claiming I never do i.e. dont look at just what the man says and how he says it, but overall.
Maybe he could look at the mess Hiden Biden has created on the border - and how he's emboldened dictatorships GLOBALLY.
Maybe he could look at, you know, the mess Biden created in Afghanistan.
All far more important than this vaccine crap people with nothing better to do are intent on trying to shove down people's throats.
Anyway, apparently my little girl was at her grandparents, they were complaining (my grandparents) - or maybe my daughter was asking, I'm not quite sure which "why Americans - some - aren't getting vaccinated".
According to Hiden Biden, that number is in the minority.
According to me, no. . .
According to me, it's all part of the idiotic scare campaign the media has going on to pull more into the sheeple mode of thinking.
My Dad's answer apparently was "they're like your Dad, a little nutty".
My little girl thought I'd be pissed upon hearing that. HEhe.
Me? Pissed at that?
"Honey, thats a compliment" I tweet-guffawed back at her (I use the word tweet for a reason, hehe, speaking in FORKED tongues here).
But it's all true!
And it IS a compliment.
First thing you know, and these were all things I told her, and keep telling her.
Anytime you try to be different, or ARE different, do more than what the average Bozo does in a lifetime in a week or so - well, you'll be criticized.
Anytime you're the sore thumb people will try and fix it.
Or, the crab that tries to climb out of the bucket, or, the nail that sticks out - or a DOER, in short.
Visionaries throughout the ages have been ridiculed for it, and my daughter from what she tells me faces the same thing in the parks etc when she goes out to play with other kids because she is different.
Of course, for her, my wife and grandparents oddly enough "think it's OK".
For yours truly, of course, I gotta be a Tom Tom (according to them).
And if not, "Americans are like Rahul a bit nutty".
I mean, Jesus Christ, I see that as a compliment again ... Haha.
The numero uno country in the world got where it did by being a little nutty and different, I'd say!
And I'd rather BE nutty or whatever these nuts call me and keep my freedom of choice - and my freedom of THOUGHT - and therefore, my results and actions.
Tom Tom's my friend only criticize you because YOU have something inside of you they never had, and never ever will Have.
Its as simple as that, especially when the criticism comes behind your back and when you did nothing to them anyway so if you were really "nothing and nobody" - no-one would be talking about you and gossipping anyway, yet they do ... Hehe.
There it is, my friend.
Contradictory, but very true.
Bezos once said if you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time.
And, being called a "bit nutty". Hehe.
I'll honestly take that, Dad - And proudly mention to everyone I meet!
Anyway, enough on that front.
Remember, nuts are the ones that always drive change - in any way , shape or form - globally.
And this here nutcase tells you the nuttiest (so it seems) yet MOST results producing fitness system out there - revolutionary till this date - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
Get your nut - uh, I mean, thang, hehe - on NOW.
Mik ... ah, I forgot. I'm Mike in China , I'm mike on another site, but here, I'm good ole Rahul Mookerjee. Hehe.
PS - As for Hiden Biden's silly mandates, they're unconsitutional and won't pass muster in court, it's as SIMPLE as THAT.
PS #2 - The other loony tidbit?
"Mommy's got the vaccine". (but secretly).
Now, my wife and Mom have a strange sort of thing goin gon i.e. "friends when convenient, enemies when not" so who knows.
But last I asked my wife, she was very admantly NOT getting it.
I dont know if she did some drama or what not about it - but if I were a betting man, I'd bet on her NOT having got it. Hehe. (and told my Mom "what she wanted to hear").
I suppose that is one way of handling it...
Then again, what do I know.
I've been wrong before, but not most of the time!
This last PS never went out to the list. Perhaps it will soon!
Anyway if there is one good - so called good - thing covid19 has done, it's exposed pre-existing weakness and fissures on all fronts like never before.
So in that regard, gotta say at least THAT is a good thing, ie. you might say all this drives wedges between people, but to me, if this didn't something else would, and might as well get it all over with as far as I see rather than prolong what isn't.
I dont expect you, the reader to agree, or not, but thats my take on it.. .
It's interesting, my friend.
For a "dark bedroom dwelling beer swilling maniac" - the long, long list of women that I've been with, that continues to grow, my prodigous output both "there" and books wise - and writing wise - and emails wise ... results, and so forth ...
Staying in shape no matter what.
Taking what life has to throw at me down the years (more than what most people could begin to imagine), and ultimately twisting it into a pretezel, tossing it right back ...
"Conversation rules the nation!" (TEMB, you were right - it isn't the hair or body that does it,hehe).
Or the "size" or lack thereof.
It also, and Bozo is a perfect example - RUINS the nation...
The point here is women, my friend.
I am UBER selective - to the point of being extremely fastidious about WHO I chat to - and that extends to women too.
The minute anyone is an energy drain on me, or a vampire, or "doesnt respond" or other BS o r "too busy" - I cut them out of my life.
I dont delete, block etc - in some cases, yes, but I do that MENTALLY.
For me, that very long list of women?
MOST, if not all those women were all gorgeous - they ALL had money (without exception, and at the time, more than me).
Some married, some not ...
And this may come across as even stranger, but for someone that keeps preaching, and rightfully so the benefits of being FIT -when I was a phat phock and out of shape - I had some of the best experiences of my life in that regard.
It wasn't because I was "married and fat and happy either".
Most of that time, I was "single".
It was something else, friend.
Ultimately, its what Carol once told me.
"Talking to you, I found it very interesting!"
And THAT is what does it. The brains.
She had a long, long list of men HANKERING after her which she kept on hold.
A lot of the other girls did to as "they wanted to see how and where Rahul and them would work out" first.
Then they went to those guys, or didnt... (after I left, or whatever happened).
Lucy, a girl I know recently sent me a message about "you just want me for yourself!"
Which is astouding given she sleeps around causally, and I asked her about it, and I encourage it.
By all means, if a woman wants to do that ...
But for me, "I want YOU, you're better than them", she keepst elling me - something didnt fit.
The conversation, the communication - it didnt feel right.
Most guys would just for the "kill" and notch another notch up or some rubbish.
I do so without even thinking about it and NOT going for the kill - astounding as that might sound.
True, that leads to cases like Grandmother Ashley occasionally who other than their marriage have done F all sexually in their lives.
It also leads to cases where "my husband not so romantic as you!" - these women learn and enjoy sexuality like nothing they've ever done before.
And so do YOU i.e. me in that case by extension obviously.
I wrote about how it's businessmen that most women hanker after.
It's not so much the politicians or movie stars or studs - its those with brains - that usually create businesses with good eventual cash flow (until they crash, and then they rebuild again) ...
...It's the BRAINS!
The brains is what eventually leads to MONEY down the line.
And we all know what women want the most. Even women want "it" - yes - but for women, stability and money trumps all "ultimately" and she will make sacrifices in any regard for that.
Men ultimately won't. (ie men ultimately do what they do for some sort of SEX or sexual desire and proceeding towards fulfiling that desire SOMEHOW in some way, shape or form)
Thats just how we're wired, my friend, and trying to change it doesnt work.
Trying to understand it, and play the game accordingly - works - and how!
As for yours truly, I'd rather have women that dont sleep around with a bazillion different men.
And have always had ...
And "loose sleeping around" doesnt cut it for me (when it comes to women).
Call me a misogynist, but there it is ..
Alright enough of this.
But it needed to be said!
Hey, there are some things women can do and men can't - it works the SAMe in reverse too.
And if you're still thinking "its the body that attracts" - well, get that body then - and do so by getting on the system there - truly turning you from "dud" to Stud in all regards - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
PS - And I'd rather not, and never have been a notch on any woman's "post" either, hehe. Always had higher standards for myself than that, and it shows!
It could be Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels, the latter bitching about his lack of stayng power, the shape of his nether parts or what not.
It could be Sly Stallone and Brigette Nielsen, the latter complaining about much the same thing (for an ex porn star at that! I mean, the stupidity of it all - Sly was good enough to make money that way when the chips were down, and...)
But it's a common refrain - females having abnormal expectations of male celebs and then complaining about their lack of prowress in bed.
Ever notice these females where THEY are when they complain - and where the men are?
Look at Brigette where she is today - and Sly.
Ditto for Trump and Stormy!
Not to mention, some of these women are the bitchiest, most entitled and most domineering ever!
(and you CAN profit from that, if you know HOW - trust me, it isnt what youre thinking either).
I'll always remember Marc the African silverback Gorilla complaining about a woman that once messaged him out of the blue (well, he messaged her, actually, I believe) and the upshot?
She wanted a house and car before even "talking further".
"she's over 43, and so damn entitiled", he went.
I dont want a woman that doesn't turn me on, he continued. I'm over 40, and ...!
Now, I agree with that part of what he said - completely so!
Not to mention, successful men TRANSMUTE Their sexual energy into their WORK, and have no time for BS or honey do's.
When we're with women, we like to be treated WELL - not like Bozo Schofield does. "in ass".
Anyway, I believe I told you some interesting tales about Grandmother Ashley in the last email?
I edited that one on the site, and added in a few tidibits as well, namely about how her so called cleaning wasn't much, if at all, better than my own - not to mention the bitching up a storm and of course, as for Bozo Schofield we dont know what his skills are there either, but anyway ..
So that night of the "infamous" HJ
"You dont need me", she kept moaning.
Repetition of the same chant, the same incantations, the same affirmations leads to belief, and once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
They did - or the lack of things happening that night.
So much did she piss and moan that I got sick of hearing about it.
She went to bed.
I drank a six pack, and joined her (that was like 14 beers already).
Middle of the night, I was snoring peacefully.
She did something that brought me "boing" if you get my drift.
But as I was starting to enjoy it, she stopped.
Got on top.
Nothing wrong with cowgirl, or cowboy, but you know, sometimes, some other things feel better, I told her that.
(sometimes a man just wants to be a lazy ass in bed and enjoy if you get my drift, not to mention after like 15 beers...)
And the amount she bitched again ...!
Then the next morning, we woke up at 6 - or I did, then she did too.
"Ashley, you sleep", I told her.
I gotta go climb!
"I'll climb with you!" she went.
Now, nothing against climbing hills with women - I do and have done plenty of that.
But her, I knew she'd never be able to keep up with me on the hill.
And, she didnt look like she ever climbed either (she wasn't really fat, but she was too bodacious if you get my drift - apparently yoga shomga did squat all for her, as I keep saying. HA!)
Even Jassy the yoga Queen has come around to understanding that.
Anyway, I tried tellng her no, finally she got pissed off and left, not the ideal start to the morning at all ...
And I told her, Ashley, you dont look like you ever climb!
"How do you know", she went.
Well, because I spend like 5-6 hours out there daily I told her, because I've never seen you there, and ...
"How do you know! I could come when you were not there!"
Maybe she did, but she sure didnt LOOK it.
And she sure wouldn't have been able to keep up with meon the hill!
Anyway, back to successful men and some of the women complaining - they dont GET IT.
Look at where these women are, how they got there, and where they are today.
Look at the men, their stories, if they did it themselves, went through the school of hard knocks, whether the women did too, you know, all those hard to ask questions.
These questions answer a lot.
Ashley for one tom toms her various pharamices and what not, fact is this - without her Dad supporting her with MONEY and then her husband (who has hotels or something) - it wouldn't never have happened.
Sure, she repaid it.
But, all too often, men never get that initial BOOST ... women DO!
And the next time when you hear Stormy Dan or whatever whining bout the Trumpinators wang doodle, just pause and think "what about HER".
Not exactly a spring chicken for one ...
Anyway, where am I going with this - I dont know.
seemed like the ideal rejoinder to the last GrandMother Ashley Email I sent out!
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OK, thats it for now.
I once briefly - very much so - dated a girl named Ashley (so was her English name).
Eyes full of naughty candor, hidden desire and more - yet, externally (and I dont mean clothes etc - she wore the most revealing clothes ever) - you'd be forgiven for thinking "Prude Central".
She was of course the same dame that ... ah, but lets recap it in brief.
When we went on our first date, it was a movie we watched, and dinner etc too I believe.
Well, actually not - that was second maybe.
Before that, we did something - I can't remember what.
And as she dropped me off in her car back home I did what was normal - absolutely so for me.
I leant over - gave her a kiss - smack on the lips, and made to leave ...
Wait a minute.
Did I just kiss her?
Felt like a cold sod actually, and I tried again.
I'd need a screwdriver to pry open them lips, hehe.
And not the kind you drink either! :LOL
I brought this up.
"Ashley, all I'm tryhing to do is kiss you".
And I went again.
Just hilarious when I think about it, yet the statement she made, half giggling, half serious
Made me GOOGLE, GOGGLE, and more!
"My mother tell me that ..." then she stopped.
OK, what did she tell you.
"My mother tell me that ..."
OK, like WHAT did she TELL YOU???
"My mother tell me kiss on cheek, OK! But man who kiss on lips, velly bad man!"
Or I think, something to the order of "never let man kiss on lips!"
I think I wrote about this stupidity before, but what I didnt mention - is that I roared in laughter when I heard that. Remember, it wasn't like she was 19 years of age either - over 30, and thats being kind!
I literally ROARED, and eventually she got the joke, so much so that that night when she went back home and texted naughty - one of the texts went "Mommy said that .... "
Anyway she wasn't a bad person.
I think she also said "why you no do in movie theater, why you want in car".
Thats interesting the questions girls have asked me, Carol for one would always ask "why so many kiss in car".
Well, what else is there to do eh.
A mans gotta be a man!
And in the movie theater, I dont know - with Carol it was more her telling me "you're not interested in the movie, you want other things!"
So I did, and always have, nary a movie have I ever actually "watched" with a girl unless the movie is REALLY good.
But with Ashley that day, I dont know, there wasn't any hanky panky in the theater.
Anyway, Mommy apparently also told her that (she didnt say this, but that was likely her upbringing) that "men HAVE to "go down there" but for women it's optional".
I mean really, she bitched up a freaking thunderous thunderstorm over it, when she finally did it,she was nigh terrible at "lo lo" if you get my drift.
I didnt dare to ask for "go go" either.
(and, I dont know if she knows it, but for a brief while, I actually had her name on WeChat as "Grand Mother Ashley")
Then the infamous "cleaning your house" episode.
I was trying to wriggle out of a date or something by saying "I've got cleaning to do".
(which I did, and Bozo Schofield wasn't there either to do it, so I, since I did NOT want to call in gaggles of maids - figured I'd get to it and be done with it).
Ashley thought otherwise.
"Lets go out! I'll do it for you later!"
No, I , uh, I interjected, but she showed me cleaning supplies which she had apparently already bought, so that was that.
When she actually did the cleaning though, I learnt her version of cleaning was to complain every minute while she did it and expect me to join in.
I was like, if I've got to do it anyway, why wouuld you offer Ashley?
No answer, of course.
(not to mention she did a shitty job at it, not much better than my own admittedyl crappy cleaning skills. Wonder where the Bozo was when he was needed, hehe.)
Anyway, needless to say that relationship didnt last too long.
and shortly thereafter, the infamous hissy at the learning center where she strode in wearing mico minis or something - and complained about the A/C being on16 in the heat of summer.
Gotta give it to her, brains, I probably had more in my little head than she up there.
Then again, thats true of Nazi feminists in general, and it's why I teach you how to combat and profit from it as I do - because, I, my friend, have been there, done it, and moved mountains in that regard.
So can YOU, if you LEARN how to.
Trust me, so worth it.
Ashley shows up in several other books not on the site.
And again, she's not a bad girl per se.
Looking at her photos, you'd be forgiven for thinking "sheer lust".
Which she had as well, of course.
But I never got the "you dont need me" part after she gave me a HJ once.
I dont want to get too risque here, but as I lay there, relaxed, she started.
"You dont need me!"
"You just need ...: "
Nigh absurd, of course given that ... but not any more so than her statement (she was a nurse in another life) of "men should wash before sex, but I dont need to, because I'm a nurse!"
Just IDIOTIC to the extreme.
Of course, she knew precious little about male anatomy, so it maks me wonder what sort of nurse she was.
Anyway, the "mother told me comment" makes me guffaw every time I hear it, so I Thought I'd share it, being the big bad male I am ...
And, thats a recollection yes - the Fitness ones, equally inspiring - are right here - 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections.
Women dont even get a mention that book, bro.
All REAL MALE ALPHA MALE - DOG - STUFF!
You'll want to pick it up now.
i.e. if there is one thing your "mother should have told you", (Ahsley speak, hehe) it is that.
But mothers and inane advice aside (though often times fathers aren't much bettter) ...
I saw a sage quote from the Trumpinator's son on Twitter.
"If they want to mandate everything for the so called health of people, why not mandate proper diet and exercise".
And something as y'all know, I've been shouting myself hoarse about from the rooftops ever since last year.
I mean, do we ever hear anyone talk about health - and fitness - the right way?
Or even any sort of fitness?
All panic and panixines that just dont work, and I wasn't shy about saying that on Twitter to him either.
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This is truly the best and most astounding fitness book I've ever written (almost done - kettlebells remain) ... and given all I've put out as of now, thats saying a hell of a lot.
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Dont delay a second longer.
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PS - Ashley, and the tales I have, not just about her, but in general. HA!
(That one time when I was doing what real men do on the couch after inviting her back, i.e. "cop a feel" (she was bodacious) and she'd keep slapping my hand away because "we need turn light off before make sexy". UGH)
(and her comments of "you are ENGLISHMAN from NEW YORK" so why you no blue eyes!).
Like, super ugh ...
Uncle Bob, Uncle Charles ... LOL. I dont know why that just came to mind, but before y'all send me ANGRY REJOINDERS i.e. how dare I call you that - relax.
I am NOT calling YOU, the reader the F term in the subject line above.
It was what Charles the former friend once "complained about" to me though - during that one infamous meeting with Glyn Bozo and himself.
Bozo was sitting outside drinking free beer either Charles or me bought him (before he gorged on free stuff he pestered - cum - made an ass of himself - cum - I better not say that c word, bozo might ...- "felt sorry for Bozo" that I bought him and he despite saying he would pay, couldn't find an ATM or some nonsense when it was time to, he had a phone, of course, but he wouldn't use it - like Charles said - Glyn NEVER pays!) ... and was pretty oblivious to it.
But Charles - or me, actually had to go take a leak.
Peeeeeeeeeeeee as the Bozo for some reason pronounces it.
I wont' go any further.
So I tried to find a restroom nearby.
Charles slapped me one on the thigh.
"Just go THERE!" he pointed to some gate and some house in a quiet residential compound.
Now, I hesitated.
I'm hardly the sort to go piss on people's doorsteps!
I've done it on highways etc before in China, but only when, as Carol with me at the time said "well, there's no toilet nearby, how we DO!"
I still wonder how women in general "hold it" that long.
But anyway ...
(bozo probably knows that, hehe)
(apparently he sits down or what not to "go")
But anyway ... my second thoughts or reservations about what Charles asked me to do was why he called me a faggot - in a friendly manner, of course.
But I dont get it, since when did making a nuisance out of oneself NOT make one a faggot?
I'd say the public louts and drunks for one at football matches or what not fit that category.
Sit outside, drink all you like - thats fine - but when you go peeing on peoples gates or doorsteps and run away, you're no better than the mangy dogs on the street, at least so I think. One thing to "find a spot in the woods" - or even trees - but publicly in front of people's houses?
I dont think so friend.
And it would get you shot in many a location.
The Chinese, of course, just call the police. Hehe.
thats what I think of often - the expression when some idiot emails me like he did the other day.
"I want more products"
Apparently that three page email - one page was dedicated to "how I browsed all your products", couldn't find what I liked, so I want more - except he's been saying this since 2016 and when it comes time to buy - like Glyn Bozo, he's always got an excuse not to. (not that I'd want Bozo buying, I'm talking mentality here).
And with his inane comments about "you always sell!' and associated moans, I should have just told him what Charles stold me.
"Dont be a faggot!"
On a seperate note, that night. Glyn apparently didnt just "go" - but squatted pants down to do "2" if you can believe that, but if you ask certain people in the know, and again, this is on camera, this idiot was so drunk (perhaps high too) - I still remember his voice that day lurching along to monkey biz - that he took a "2" in class right there and then.
I'm using the number because, I dont know, Glyn is just UGH.
And for a nut like that, obviously defecating in public is no big deal.
He'd be right at home in Shantram's novel where they speak of "doing it n India on the Bombay seashore - turning yellow" (yes, Shantaram has solid - gory - and graphic descriptions). Hehe.
But with them, you feel sorry for them, they're in a poor country, genuinely so, but when Bozo from the UK shows up and does those things- just, I dont know, UGH.
Then again, the INdian wrestlers "went together every morning" as a rite of passage too.
True story - except of course Bozo wouldn't be allowed in ...
Anyway, I dont know what prompted me to write this "steamy" email to ya'll.
Except perhaps to say to the freebie seekers, what Charles once exhorted me not to do.
"Don't be a faggot!'
And I'm out.
Ps - LOTS of you have been clicking over and checking out Animal Kingdom Workouts - dont put the decision off any further, friend. If you want it, which you do, just up and get it and start BENEFITING already...
Life's indeed a trip, hehe. And these trolls - like the Bozo for one they make it even better. Hehe.
You've read the last email on Tai Po Central, I'm sure ...
If not, do so now.
(no, I won't link it here).
But I've often got the comment - a wail, rather.
"You can mock me, but ...!"
Funnily enough, most of the time, I wasn't even trying to mock anyone.
I was simply saying it like it is ...
This has happened to me so many times that I quietly chuckle anytime someone brings it up.
The Bozo above got pissed off, and therefore sent me his inanity.
What he doesnt, of course, know that my last name is "uniquely" spelt - it's usually spelt "Mukherji".
Check it out on Google, you'll see!
I have no idea why.
But this unique name made me a target and butt of many a jokes.
And I gave it back - well, not always - but these days, I welcome these attacks. Hehe.
More fodder for me basically, and as to why I mock people (I really don't unless I actively focus on doing it, but I hardly ever do) ...
It seems like mocking to them, yes.
But if your fragile ego cannot understand - banter, for one - or goose and gander for one i.e. Charles writes about how my emails are useless while being a phat phocker that can't even begin to do a dead hang himself ... or, most importantly, fact, then so be it.
I'll mock you until the cows come home, and I'll be brazen about it.
Trolls, wackos, SJW's - libtards, and other assorted morons deserve exactly THAT.
Not to mention the wackos advocating terrorism like the idiot in the last email was ... "because they're soooooooooo racist".
I can just feel the jackboot ... NOT.
Most amazingly, this wack job forgot to note I'm hardly white myself. Hehe.
Come to think of it, he'd probably call me whiter than white, and as Charles did (former friend) "white man in Indian skin" or some nonsense.
I've never heard such horse baloney before, Charles.
Actually, I have - from wackos aplenty. Hehe.
Now, the last, and what y'all are thinking ie. sales.
Do I mock people to increase sales?
Well, sometimes ...
But usually, I dont say a word.
My books do a mighty fine job of mocking the Tom Toms' though - Isometric and Flexibility Training for one.
Animal Kingdom Workouts does a fine job of mocking the "former friend" types who couldn't even begin to do the basic exercises in there - as does Corrugated Core.
And if there ever was a book - or two - that will make (and has made) a mockery out of the way so called fitness is potrayed these days with Jassie like selfies galore and other rubbish ...
Well, SHOULDERS LIKE BOULDERS!
And of course, the upcoming book which will put ALL of the above to "shame" in a good way.
Go ahead and place your pre-order now, friend.
You will NOT want to miss this one!
Rahul M"ock"kerjee Mookerjee "Mercurial Mookerjee" (anyone got anything else to add, please do, hehe)
The morning after the great Chicago Fire, a group of merchants stood on State Street, looking at the smoking remains of what had been their stores.
They went into a conference to decide if they would try to rebuild, or leave Chicago, and start over in a promising part of the country.
They reached a decision - ALL Except ONE - to LEAVE Chicago.
The merchant who decided to stay and rebuild pointed a finger at the remains of his store, and said "Gentlmen, on THAT very spot, I'll build the world's largest store, no matter how many times it may burn down".
That was more than fifty years ago. The store was built . It stands there today, a TOWERING MONUMENT to the power of that state of mind known as a BURNING DESIRE. The easy thing for Marshall Field to have done would have been exactly what his fellow merchants did. When the going was hard, and the future looked dismal, they pulled up and went where the going looked easier.
MArk well this difference between Marshal Field and the other merchants.....
That, my friend, is a story told from Think and Grow Rich - and a true one - and verbatim (I capitalized a bit more, but thats it).
I'm sure you know the Marshall I'm referring to - at least the old timers will.
For the young 'uns, Google is your FRIEND.
This story speaks not just about determination and desire - but a bulldog tenacity to mow down ANY AND ALL Obstacles before one!
I can relate, and identify.
So many times in my life I've had ... to ... REBUILD AND START FROM SCRATCH, or less than it!
Fitness, life, business ... many things!
At no point did the thought of giving up on anything enter my mind, no matter how irritated, frustrated, or angry I was - or how hard it might have seemed.
Damned if I dont do this was always my eventual attitude.
And eventually, it got done.
Goal GOT accomplished.
I moved on, fell, rebuilt, and so forth.
Thats how real achievement comes about, my friend.
One of the key skills to have in life is this - one, the knowledge that no matter what, you're never too big to fail even if you do all the right things.
Sometimes, you're MEANT to fail even at that stage!
And you do.
Nothing can fight the Universe, friend.
And it's laws
And two, more importantly, you need to know - or HAVE th egumption to always be able to rebuild from scratch, the CONFIDENCE to do so.
If my fitness biz were taken away from me tomorrow?
All the books, articles, writing etc?
I'd blithely rebuild from scratch tomorrow.
Not that I'd want to do that, but I'd do it anyway, and I'd succeed again.
THAT is real desire, my friend.
And if there's something that the panic-demic has forced upon many people, it's starting from scratch, or having to - either financially, or workwise, or otherwise, or a combo therein.
Or, if you're the ex communications Minister in Afghanistan, you take on a delivery boy's job.
Or, like some people in India, airline pilots are driving cabs!
China, you have people that used to work for huge companies now literally surviving hand to mouth doing "odd jobs" here and there (a lot of these people had never thought "what if" and build up their OWN collateral, business etc) ...
It's happening everywhere.
China Tom Tom's being forced to return home are in many cases coming to their senses about the so called dream that never ever was.
They're doing odd jobs, roughing it out too as opposed to the princely treatment they "sometimes" got in China(not really anymore though).
And so forth ...
IF that happened to you, friend, tomorrow, would you hold your head up high and say the above WITHOUT HESITATION - and feeling like yes, you could do it?
The latter is key.
Trust me, not everyone can ...
Fitness wise, I've had to start from less than scratch - with less than scratch to train with - many a times.
And I've done it, each and every time.
So can you, my friend.
If you're so woefully out of shape that doing ONe pushup is beyond you, let alone 10 or 51, fear NOT.
My books take you truly from less than zero to more than HERO, my friend ...
And the first thing you must do fitness wise is have a desire to improve - a BURNING DESIRE.
If you've got that, I can supply the tools.
But only YOU my friend, can supply the desire. Nothing supplants that, nothing at all. With it, you're everything, without it, you're less than nothing.
Trust me on this one.
So, there it is, friend.
Take it or leave it, but its; so damn true!
I was speaking to my friend Dwayne the other day, and we were rapping about things - mainly how shit's hitting the fan everywhere, and nowhere more so than Afghanistan.
And he had an interesting take on the whole Biden inspired mess.
"Sometimes you really let it all go to shit so even the liberals understand how damned STUPID Biden and the rest are".
That was the gist.
Now, thats an interesting way of looking at it.
Probably not the "preferred" way for either one of us, but yet, he's right - and I've often thought about this i.e. in life, fitness, and as you can see, international relations which end of the day, they're run by PEOPLE ... you gotta hit rock bottom to realize and go - the only way UP.
In life, it's happened to me multiple times.
Fitness, y'all know all about the phat phock days (admittedly I did more during those days than a lot do during their lifetimes in the JIm) ...
Business - same thing.
A combo of the first two got me moving in the right direction - and only direction - UP - in 2015, and I never looked back.
If you'd asked me then "would you want this, Rahul" - I'd say yes to the good parts - NO to the bad ones, yet its a package, friend.
And I'm happy I went through all the experiences I have thus far - no matter how bad some might be.
Because, learning from the school of hard knocks is the only way to go - at least for me.
You can get advice all you like until the cows come home - sometimes you should too.
But nothing beats doing the thing, and the school of hard knocks.
And the way the world is around us now (although I believe the worst is yet to come by a long shot) - well, no better time to share this!
Rise - up - my friend!
The only way...