Misc. (342)
Is there something that is "good" about "appearing to be too busy" and running around like a chicken with its head cut off?
I dont know, my friend.
It befuddles the mind - at least mine!
(I know, what do I know. Hehe. Yours truly sits at home and does nothing eh).
But really, people EVERYWHERE seem to be taken this already inane "we're too busy" spiel to an extreme.
You see it all the time.
And most of the time, these "too busy" people are the ones making the LEAST money and getting the MOST frustrated, and when you call 'em out on it, of course, how dare you?!
Is there something to be "proud" of to unconsciously ape the mannerisms of Korean Soap operas, for one, where everything is either a drama, yelling contest, or "Oh My GOOOOODDD! Oh, nooooooo!"
Right down to the running around ...
Sure, it irritates me to see people (on the rare occasion I'm THERE around 'em) do this. I try not to be around people who can barely even talk to you for a minute a day without checking their phones for the latest gossip or what not.
I cannot STAND to be around people who refuse to accept the truism of "take a deep breath and let things FLOW".
I cannot stand to be around FAKENESS.
Because I keep getting the feeling that this business is (busy-ness) "manufactured".
He who has nothing to do usually looks the busiest, my friend - and MORE TO THE POINT, doesnt shy about telling other people about it - or complaining about it.
Don't get me wrong.
It's great to be busy - truly busy.
But if you're that busy you can't hold a conversation with ANYONE for even a minute or so without checking the dumbphone or gabbing on the phone then I suggest you do something ELSE with your life altogether (or take a long deep Look at it).
Of course, how dare I.
I'm just "the fitness guy".
Hehe.
And on that note, you so called busy folk and REAL busy people - thats why I'm here.
Fitness routines that get you in shape in FIVE minutes or less - or LESS THAN ONE minutes - I repeat, less than ONE - when you begin.
Go here to learn all about 'em!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Once you're halfway or so through the 0 Excuses Fitness System, and have started to do good - pick this course up here too. It's the advanced version. True, you could do great with the basics all your life, but THAT course there is truly the JAGUAR in terms of fat burning and "belly shrinking workouts!".
PS #2 - Quote of the day (and I just did some of this on WeShat) - "Let go of what you do NOT want - make a conscious decision to do so NOW - and watch the GREAT literally FLOW into your life so quickly it KNOCKS you over!"
True dat, my brother. True DAT!
More on gratitude, GIVING, and why it makes things flow . . .
Often times, when I move out of my apartments in China, I leave things behind.
I could probably sell them to make a few extra bucks - or more - for instance, the clothes dryer I left behind would probably be TAKEN as well if I tried "reselling it".
Instead, the first thing I did was ask Miss Summer, a neighbor of mine.
(who, incidentally was the one that offered me a monkey job at a pay WAY higher than what most people get offered at - yes, I did it for a while too!).
She has two kids.
So, I figured she'd need it, and I asked her - for those, and the other things I had lying around.
She didnt want it, but it felt good to ask ...
The only thing I sold before moving in where I am now is my old "mobile charger" - battery pack, actually - and that was only because someone WANTED it.
Rest of my stuff, I still remember my landlady asking me in a surprised manner.
"You dont want any of this", she asked.
"Nope. You use it, or the next person can!" I replied.
Better than tossing it out in the trash!
Maybe one of the reasons life has always ultimately flowed for me is because I GIVE freely.
When I left my apartment in New York, it was a like a garage sale we offered the neighbors.
Lamps. Tables. Chairs. Everything we had, we pretty much either gave Salvation Army, or our neigbors.
Except the beer, which our curiously enough Indian neighbor didnt want, hehe.
"sad day", I remember my friend Rueben saying when a lot of BEAST ICE was tossed in the TRASH, hehe. (along with a set of pink dumbbells my then girlfriend had - security on the plane wouldbn't allow it, and I'm glad).
She bitched up a storm about her pink dummies tho ...
But anyway, this morning the door ... as I was doing handstands, 15 minutes ahead of time.
I was doing a workout straight out of Battletank Shoulders, and was breathing HEAVY.
150 squats out of the way, and I was really getting into my HSPU's...
Yet, I knew it.
Instantly jumped down.
For months, I've been trying to give my old laptop and camera etc (amongst other things AWAY) but havent been able to find the right people.
Yesterday I did.
An organization that helps poor kids globally I believe (in schools and such).
There were plenty of people that wanted it for a "low price" they'd pay me.
I didnt give it to them.
Yes, yours truly in THIS TIME when most are "scrambling to make ends meet" (so they believe) GAVE it away.
Lots of old memories in the camcorder.
Trips. My own graduation which pretty much only my ex filmed. And the trusty laptop - cannot say enough good things about it. It lasted eight years - more than what I can say for the crappy Asus I have now, which gave up within a year or so! (pretty much - China made - any surprises??).
Toshiba is the BOMB.
WORKHORSE!
But anyway, I gave 'em away.
Stood outside in the "garden".
Wished it all away, and being the stuff all still works, I hope it can be USED by someone.
I knew it the minute I saw the person.
A smile makes a difference!
He showed up BANG on time - or 15 minutes ahead, which is fine, and GREAT. It's what I'd do.
Eager, but NOT over eager.
The minute I spoke to the guy who picked it up I KNEW it was the right decision - as I knew all day long yesterday - and yet more "weight" was lifted off me - my shoulders - though there was none on it at first!
Now, what does this have to do with YOU you might ask.
Well, simple.
We want, want, want - and thats not necessarily bad - but how many of us GIVE - with an open heart?
Freely, of our time, wisdom, posessions, everything?
Sure, if you're the Bozo reading this, it doesnt need to be taken to extremes. There is a limit to everything
But in today's me, me, me world - it's good to take time to consider "them, them, them" SOMETIMES - if just to let the GOOD flow into "me" - and "my life".
Trust me, the Laws of the Universe are inescapable my friend.
And on that note, and in the flow, I'm off to RECOVER a bit.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - One of the great things about the 0 Excuses Fitness System is it gets you in FLOW, and how. Watch me literally BLISSED AND BLESSED at the end of the workout - you'll feel it!
(and follow along too!)
(the best you can).
PS #2 - The ex I spoke about is no longer with us due to the China plague. Though we both moved on about decades ago, I knew she would APPROVE of what I did today - and I did it for more reasons than just ONE.
Why I absolutely love being called a FAILURE
Yes, despite everything Mr. Black Mamba has done, he gets called that a lot of times still.
Amazingly enough, a customer on this list once called me that!
This was a while ago, and even more amazingly?
He loved 0 Excuses Fitness - and he bought it - and he cannot say enough good things about it!
Yet, according to him (he once told me this) "I was a failure in "other regards" because I didnt have a house and a car".
Now, this is SO amazing - such mind boggling idiocy that I did some research.
And sure enough, while this man is rich - richer than Cain (maybe not Croesus though, hehe) - he works a .... JOB.
End of the day, he ain't FREE.
He has to report to a BOSS.
And I think the "Freeeeeeee to do my OWN Thang on my own time, wake up int he morning and ENJOY TAKING MY TIME to smell the roses and write these emails, and piss off drinking beer, or taking a walk around the apartment complex or climbing the hill or what not while HE is stuck in the office" vibe was what really got him.
And he wouldn't admit it, of course.
But thats fine.
There are plenty like him.
And let me tell you one damn thing bro.
If I had set a goal to have a house and a car, I'd probably have ten of them by now.
Yours truly doesnt back down from goals HE WANTS.
But a house and car (the latter being a LOSING investment and one NOT needed in China) hasn't ever been high on the list!
But anyway, it's interesting.
Two things. Or three.
One, that meme I sent out about "Can a person stand on his OWN TWO LEGS when his house, car, fancy degrees or what not are taken AWAY FROM HIM?"
Two, what Emerson rightly wrote about in the Laws of Compensation, that basically being "I feel worry when the newspapers praise me too much, but as long as people speak AGAINST me, I know I'm enjoying at least a modicum of SUCCESS" (paraphrased).
(and thats why I love the bozos and my haters, hehe). (and there are plenty salivating at the bit waiting to be LET OUT and ar ereading this, hehe).
And three ...
It's interesting, but these people have never condemned or even thought of condeming that ONE THING - that thing I keep writing about for YOU - that YOU should be doing - that YOU were put on this planet to do - and that YOU can do better than anyone else!
Much as they hate me, they have to acknowledge that one thing (it ain't necessarily fitness either, though thats a side thing yes - but the wolves often bay there too, hehe).
Anyway, this here wolf LOVES being criticized - and called a failure.
And is a huge Ralph Waldo Emerson fan.
every time I get a negative idiotic remark, I LOVE IT.
Because mentally, it frees me to go out there and KICK ASS - usually at a certain point down the line (as happened with Bozo Schofield) - the person who is SAYING the negative things.
Except, I'm the black mamba that takes his TIME.
Anyway, workout wise you on THIS list know what an awesome book Isometric and Flexiblity Training is.
And of course, the better it is the more idiots it attracts.
And here is another gemstone of a comment I got on this.
(this is similar to Mr Mamma Mia who sent in basically this - but in a longer format!)
"It's just bodyweight stuff. Just stretching! I'm sorry I bought this!"
That was the sum and substance of it.
Nothing else other than that - but hey.
He seems to be clamoring for a refund as well, but guess what.
He WILL NOT get it.
No refunds, as clearly stating on the policy page.
And second, "Michael" (so he says his name is) Brown apparently didnt read the part about it being a book on isometrics (bodyweight and stretching) and uh ....
The idiocy of it all. Hehe.
I thought of educating him, but thought better of it after that.
Keep 'em coming folks - I love it!
"I' luvin it!"
Hehe.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Pick up the best damned course there is out there on pushups right HERE. I CHALLENGE you to find one better!
PS #2 - I'd post the uber positive stuff Mr First Guy said about 0 Excuses Fitness. For a change I won't. Hehe. Let the hate come in!
Why I'd rather Workout - HARD - and do tons of super stud pull-ups - than "have sexy"
My wife often gets frustrated with me when we live together (which as you know ain't all that often) not just because I dont live with her, but when I do, I dont "sleep with her".
Not as often as she would want, at least.
(God knows why she would, given the amount she complains about me, hehe)
(then again, I DO know. LOL).
But anyway, she ain't the only one.
Anne, a lovely lass I knew WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY back in the day kept asking me.
"Why you no enter me!"
And Ashley, another girl I knew back in the day would keep complaining about "is this make love!?"
Or, "I want have sexy!"
My wife made the great comment about
"We Women want STUDS in the bedroom, not in the gym! Women only care about THAT exercise!"
Reminds me of what Matt Furey's wife once told him about "not wanting a man whose a stud in the gym, but a DUD in the bedroom" .
Great, or greater minds think alike.
And given yours truly has a very "colorful" history for the most part ....
But anyway, it's true.
I'd rather conserve my seed like the great boxers and wrestlers of yore did.
Bozo Schofield trolled Pushup Central as me being "Rahul Tyson".
Poor Glyn. I can hear him CRYING in frustration in Mommy's dingy basement which she's ready to boot him out of, but hasnt because he's just so ham handed and PATHETIC - but he also made the comment "We know you write books on cucks!"
Hmm....
But he never tell me WHICH book yours truly wrote on cucks.
IF anyone can. please tell me, and I'll post it here. Might as well make more sales for it hehe.
But really - with the feeling I get that I wrote about on the other site?
Why would I want to "do hanky panky in China" (as Ann Lee once famously got upset at me about - and remember, she was a beer/hill girl) when there are far better alternatives?
As for spouses - why on EARTH would I want some when there are FAR better alternatives?
YEs, I know this sounds out there, but here is the fact.
Napoleon Hill wrote about the same thing in the chapter on Sexual Transmutation in Think and Grow Rich, that being most men do NOT succeed before 40 (thats one reason, not the only reason) because of their tendency to "sow their wild oats".
And right about now, I dont wanna sow any.
Not to mention, it saves me a fortune in potentail kids, hehe.
The one time I did recently (years ago) sow seed was a SPECIAL TIME IN my life - and it resulted in the best thing ever for me, and the BEST KID I could ever have asked for - a true GEM, a true LODESTONE, a true SHINING STAR - a true ASS KICKER - a true STUDDETTE that at the age of 7 could whack Bozo Schofield so hard he'd never get up again to troll, and sof orth ...
She is just lovely is my daughter - truly so!
And anyway, I'm out.
But you know why now, hehe.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - For workouts that feel better than sex go HERE. Hey, even Bozo Scofield will like it - plenty of "quickies" in it.
(I heard he doesnt do quickies tho. His tongue is usually perenially "ass deep" if you get my drift. But hey, to each (her) own!).
PS # 2 - - I wonder if Bozo knows the BEAST HE UNLEASHED, and I AM JUST GETTING STARTED. YEe - HA!
Why YOU should use the power of the subconscious
Picture the following, my friend.
You wake up in the morning after a night of "drunken revelry".
You want nothing more than to wake up in PEACE and QUIET and calm - and yet, your wife, significant other, or perhaps your neighbor upstairs chooses that very moment to start clanging pots and pans, or drilling HOLES right above you.
UGH.
I've had that happen many a times - wake up in the morning, and some Bozo decides 7 AM in the morning is the time to let 'em drills run amok!
Or the pots and pans, or what not.
Of course, telling them not to do won't accomplish squat.
"How dare you".
"Thats life" they'll yell, before going back to their natty little desk jobs and their perception of LIFE.
OK, great.
But there IS something you can do, my friend.
Anyway, continue the picture.
You're pissed.
You go about your day, and suddenly everything "starts to go wrong".
You meet people, and they react to you negatively.
Even though you didnt say anything to them, or do anything, and they didnt either.
You wonder why.
Whats up, you think. I woke up in a great mood, and now . . .
And now, befor eyou know it, YOU are DOWN! Big time.
Suddenly, you do something that makes you feel great.
Could be anything, really.
Going for a brisk walk. Jog. Reading something motivational to the extreme (I often do this if I have to!). Visualize. Or just I dont know, whatever works for you.
Suddenly, the birds CHIRP outside.
And the world suddenly "looks to be a better place".
You walk into the same room again, and these same people greet you differently!
What was different, you ask?
Consciously, nothing.
But subconcsiously, is a different thing.
Now, picture yours truly in China in ... I can't even remember when - but I was broker than a .... I dont know, I never use the term broke, but "the reservoir" wasnt half full at that point if I might say so!
(I dont use the term broke for a very good reason).
(neither should YOU, even if you ARE).
Off I went to climb the hill at 11 Am in the morning.
A gaggle of schoolkids showed up with their lovely teacher "Sophie" (I think thats her name, but I'm not sure).
They took one look at me, and scattered like the wind.
"Mei Guo Ren! Mei Guo Ren! USA! USA!"
What they were saying was "Amercian! American!"
(as if there is any need to say that. There's plenty of expats now in China, and foreign devils are hardly the center of attraction as they used to be once- unless you're in the Boonies, which I was NOT).
But that isn't why I am telling you this.
Their entire vibe was (and they didnt say this, but they did later) - - MONEY!
"Here comes the rich foreigner".
Curiously enough, many times, they saw OTHER expats - dressed nattily, to a T, with bling on them, girls hanging off them, and all that.
(when I told my lovely wife about that, she scoffed, of course. "you have no money!' was what she said! "Nothing in your pocket, and yet they follow you!)
(My lovely wife didnt realize how well she explained the power of the SUBCONSCIOUS. Maybe I'll write a book about it some day with that being the title "Nothing in your pocket, and yet they follow you in DROVES)
Yours truly used to climb in an old "worn" T shirt andshorts.
I still have those Domoyos shorts!
But (and this hasnt been mentioned in the book on fitness recollections) - they didnt give THEM the same "look".
I got it - regardless of the "outer".
This, my friend, speaks volumes onto many things ... but for now, this is the KEY to attracting what you WANT in your life.
And it's a key I explain in Zero to Hero, as soon as you dive into the book - it's right there.
It's also mentioned in the 10 (should I say 20??) Commandments of Succesful Sales, and yes, sales - anything - any result is possible!
And YES, you CAN influence how other people react to you WITHOUT SAYING A WORD TO THEM!
In fact, you could outwardly do NOTHING.
(You dont even need to write an email if you don't want).
And they'd still do it.
Sound astounding?
Maybe to you, but not to me. The power of the MIND is unparalleled, my friend, and if certain Laws are followed, and YOU harness the POWER - innate power of your MIND - things will flow for YOU like never before.
Anyway, before I end this one.
People have had just that reaction (well, a lot of people) when they read my stuff.
"Great stuff!"
"But he's going to charge me for it! And he's going to charge a LOT for it".
They're right, actually.
And I plan on continuing to do so.
For the life of me, I cannot understand why these same people would happily fork over money for (lets say) the "brew of their choice" or "restarauant" or other "passing fancies" which really are a "one time dopamine satisfy thingy" - - but pass up on the same "price" for something that will last 'em a LIFETIME and bring results like nothing else.
Not all people, of course.
There's plenty that get it!
But there's plenty that don't - and it's to them I am writing this.
To those people - the unsubscribe button is there for a reason. Do use it!
And I'm out. Back soon!
Best,
Rahul mookerjee
PS - More motivational reads here - Gumption Galore! (but really, NOTHING beats the feeling I get from reading Barnstormer Shoulders!).
Why I very categorically REFUSE to get treated by "El Tubbo" lardass docs (those that are).
I've had liver trouble for a lot of my life, my friend,
Elevated blood levels, bilirubin (whatever that is), and other "alarming signs".
Until the age of 36 or so, and starting I believe 19 ...
Of course the beer was to blame. Hehe.
(I dont think so. so said certain nuts who claimed to be "in the know").
Certain docs that had bellies expanding so far down their pants you'd wonder how they ever managed to walk to class to complete all those degrees these docs have to (and there are a lot).
(curiously these same docs overlooked what my lovely wife said i.e. it being "predisposed to an extent" in my family. Of course, the beer was the sole culprit!
No excuses, really.
But to those readin this that whine about genetics and "Im a big guy" when they're FAT - yet another wake up CALL for YOU!)
I'd rather someone like my Grandfather who was trim without being skinny till the day he passed on!
Some of these doctors, really!
Anyway, they prescribed me meds (which I never took) - told me not to drink beer (which I DID anyway) - told me (perhaps the most surprising of them all) to not go swimming because it "exerts" the liver, and other such ROT.
yet, none of them spoke about deep breathing and REAL exercise, done right.
Intense exercise done in spurts, which can (yes, even "that", hehe) literally improve your life and fitness and health BEYOND belief.
Don't just go by what Paul Braggs, old time strongman and physical culturist had to say about "your breath is your power".
And what Eugene Sandows said about "movement is life. Once you stop moving, you die".
And any of the other guys back in the day.
Go by science if you would!
The results...
And yet, people despite these docs not exactly being in the best of health themselves put so much faith in them you'd think they were God.
Dont get me wrong.
By no means am I saying drink up every night like I used to.
True, there ARE ways you can still make gains, but I dont recommend that sort of thing (the drinking up - I DO recommend the Jaguar lifestyle, or "cougar" if that suits ya, hehe) long term at all.
Can't keep burning that candle at both ends.
But really - the docs would probably get back with "So what! We make money and have degreess!"
(and I get it - I respect that. I'm a huge Munna Bhai MBBS fan too!)
And I'd ask them if they could do even half of what they should be preaching exercise wise.
Or even TEN percent.
Hell, some of these doctors are so far gone they couldn't do a plank if their life depended upon it.
I dont know about you - I sure wouldn't want my doc on the phone telling his Mom to order whiskey and stuff for the house - not because of the drink. But because of his own lard ass!
I mean, for Jesus's sake - PRACTICE, my friend, what you preach!
I was told I'd die by 30 if I "kept my drinking up".
I increased it.
I dont seem to have passed on, or anywhere near it post 40, hehe, and dont plan on it either!!
And most of all, the MIND.
As a customer recently said, the "innate power of your mind".
None of these docs talk about it, which is a huge mistake.
Believe me, Emil Coue, French shrink (I couldn't spell pysciatrist, hehe) once said the following.
"I'm getting better and better every day".
And repeated with emotion, his patients did get a hell of a lot better, even without extra treatment!
Trust me - the mind does and can an dwill work miracles if you let it.
Of course, don't be going talking about that to wives and significant others or friends even who will diss you and say "that mind stuff doesn't work!"
But look.
This dude I'm talking about had the plague (he tested positive).
So did his wife.
And a week or so later, he is fine, but his wife has long term COVID.
Enough proof right there?
(He told me when he got it that "there was no way the little bastard would survive against his immune system")
Damn RIGHT!
ATTABOY!
And these men make it all worth it, my friend - truly!
And thats that - back soon!
Best
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - To get your IMMUNE system into beast like shape where you can handle anything thrown at you, get on the programs HERE - and HERE.
My daughter, the raging Brahma Bull! A bonafide super STUDDETE, hehe.
Life's a trip eh.
Thats some trippy ass shit, Holmes!
- Training Day ...
And as I finish 25 pull-ups, I gotta tell you that ...
... that as usual, and obvously I wasn't there, but my wife is hollering at my daughter (or so it would seem. How dare I ever say it, hehe).
"You're acting like a bull!" she screams at her.
(In Hindi, "sand" means bull, its pronouced "sa-uh-nd" and what she meant was acting "wild like a bull!").
I had to laugh, if I heard that right.
I think I did.
It's funny.
When I was young, I used to get bullied and hammered all the time, and when I dared to give some back, I used to get hammered at home.
Now my daughter does it ...
Except SHE is the "bull".
I find it interesting how no-one ever talks about the guy that slapped her in full view of everyone - when yours truly was the only one that backed her publicly (in 2018).
I find it intereting how its only her aggression they focus on, and the fact that its far better to POUND than be POUNDED.
True, it's not good to turn into a bully, but she's not turning into a bully.
She just dont take no shit, my friend.
And amongst the other gems my wife told her, one was this.
"So you know good English! So what! What will you do in the world with just English!"
I didnt say much, or anything.
How dare I.
But really ... same inChina.
When I tell the Chinese that outside China barely anyone speaks or cares to speak Mandarin (no, what the idiots scraping by in China tell you ain't reality) - they throw a hissy.
Blow a valve.
How dare you, they say.
Indeed.
But it's true.
I mean, if it's Spanish or French, I'd sort of get it ...
But Hindi?????????
Outside the subcontinent, NO-ONE, most of all INdians included speak it - ALL the INdians I know overseas seem to take a perverse pride in "showing off their English" and NOT speaking Hindi!
Chinese are better in that they at least stick to "China is best, Chinese is best" and won't speak English even in America. The other extreme, hehe.
But even Chinese, outside China, Japan etc - virtually no-one cares two hoots if you can speak it.
English, my dear friend is indeed the lingua franca of the world and will remain that way for the forseeable future.
Anyway, what I love?
That while the idiots and Bozos (not my wife, but the real BOZOS) continue to get pissed at Shoulders like Boulders! - my little girl picks up on it somehow.
That pesky old subconscious and it's power. It travels across miles and continents!!
"Brahma bull!" is what I told her when she got pissed. "You should be proud Mom's calling you that".
I can just feel the daggers in my back now.
But it's true.
Much like Charles Mitchell said about "Mr Handstand pushup" being a great name for me - think of this.
A 7 year old girl doing what most GROWN MEN wimp out at just upon hearing it.
Handstands, and getting called a BRAHMA BULL - a ragin one at that!
And as I tell my daughter.
End of the day, when it boils right down to it - it's far better to kick ass than BE kicked yourself, and thats just the bottom line, my friend
Maybe I'm overprotective in that regard, Idont know.
But Id rather that than turn into a mushy lardass (her, and me both).
Anyway, if your kids are stuck at home and going bonkers - this course will help them blow some steam off ...
And I'm out, having blown "mine" off. Hehe.
(my steam!)
Best,
Rahul Mookerje
PS - But I'm off to puff like a locomotive a bit more now - come join me!
Another wacko expat in China gets the BOOT and it's GOOD and TRUE
Rant time. Hehe.
You on this list know my dislike of ESL, and the so called biz experts who claim to be "experts on doing business in China" and do everything they can to tom tom the damn place ... all the while while gettng drunker than skunks, fatter and more miserable wondering when Chinese Near Year will end, so they can go back to licking ESL employers ...
I won't quite say it.
But really, ESL itself is the HOLE. Black hole. Not THAT hole!
And thats fine, but I dont really care about those that do it.
No feelings either way except yeah, if you're doing it and think you're Gods Gift to China beacause youre wanking off in a job where youre hired, as a WHITE friend of mine told me - for your skin color and nothing else (and can barely teach worth a damn, if teach at all), then well .. you're a loser, but thats ALL I feel - and will say.
Truly.
I care not if you believe me.
But you know what really pisses me off?
Those business experts wanking around claiming to be know it all, spamming WeShat groups and living on their girlfriends.
And for whatever reason a lot of Australians in China are jumping on the wacko bandwagon.
God knows why.
Aussies in general are STELLAR folks - not afraid to call China out for the crap they've done to the world - and their PM MOrrison is a STELLAR AND SHINING example of that, but these wackos that can't get none back home in Australia and couldn't get ajob to save their ass and live in shared housing or what not back home (I forget the term a friend of mine used, but it's the equivalent of "trailor park trash" in the US) ....well, THIS lot is what I Can't stand.
And apparenly it ain't me either.
One jackass was spamming a group with some rubbish or the other, and "Dr Sophie", a female admin kicked him out.
Apparently she was admining for another female.
ANd of course, he started whining.
ONe, about "Sophia is jealous" (its interesting, I wrote about another Sophie on another site a while ago!).
And some assorted nonsense.
In reality, HE was - that he wasn't allowed to break clearly stated group rules and advertise his utter bullshit.
He's apparently an "artist" that has made it in China.
Bozo Schofield probably knows him. In fact, the Bozo once made a comment about yours truly being supposedly jealous of people that made it in China, and knowing the Bozo, if there was ever a more self reflecting comment Glyn the Nutzo made, it was that!
But anyway ...
So the lady called him out on another group. Blocked him personally.
And he whines away.
Of course, a lady gave him the boot, so he's more aggrieved. Hehe.
But anyway, good on him.
And good for the group admin to stand up for herself.
Now, what relevance other than rant does THIS have?
Well, simple.
I do the same to people on my list that complain about wacky nonsense like (this gem I received) "you always sell, sell, sell1"
(I wrote about that before, so I won't go into it on detail again, but it was some cheapskate whining".
And then I received one about ...
"Can I please be a member of your Ship?"
But he won't pay, apparently.
He was polite.
So Ididnt reply to him, but thats what I Think basically ... so if he's reading this, this "Martin" (whoever he is) knows my answer.
No, my friend. Hehe.
And that, my friend is that. End of rant, and lesson learnt - money, my friend is only going to gravitate to you if you're not a cheapskate.
Its one thing to say "I can't afford it now, or get it now, but WILL by <insert date>".
Hey, that happens.
But being a cheapskate, and expecting the world for free, it ain't gonna happen.
And now that some on this list are pissed off as well, be on the outlook for more on this. Hehe.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Gain access to the most exclusive "Michelin like" fitness club HERE.
(but really, no complaints about PRICE. Puh-less. I'm asking nicely!).
Good things come in THREE's
I dont know why, but for me, the axiom "Good things come in three's" has always held true (now that I think about it)
I dont know why, but this "rule" has been ruminating around in my mind for a while, and NOW I feel the need to write to you about it!
I think it was a saying? Or perhaps a poem?
Perhaps both?
But good things DO come in three's my friend
Beer, pizza and GALS. For a lot of my life, hehe (when I wanted them).
Friends. I've oddly enough had THREE good friends in my life - and three bad. (before I "detached" myself).
And I've got no idea how many books I've written ... but actually I do. Both on the fitness site, and another and guess what, all come in "three's".
Anyway, the spiritual side of this is beyond this email.
The WORKOUT side of it is what I want to tell YOU about.
Have you ever noticed in my book, that I ask you to focus on the biggies?
Yes, You say. You have, eh.
But what you may or may not have noticed is this - that the EXERCISES are done in "three".
Not necessarily the reps and sets, but the "number of different exercises".
Pull-ups, pushups and hill climbs. (0 Excuses Fitness)
Hindu squats, handstand pushups and pull-ups. (Battletank Shoulders?)
Reverse pushups, regular pushups and table pushups. (I think this one was there in the book on reverse pushups)
And so forth . . .
And this "three" combo has brought me the best results of my life, and it continues to do so for MANY OTHERS globally.
Truly a PHENOM is yours truly fitness wise, and many other ways I have not yet spoken of. Hehe.
Alright, thats enough "horn blowing".
Get the courses now, or if you already have 'em, get some more HERE.
And remember these rules (or this one) when you workout TODAY!
Give it your BEST!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
Why not be the one that RISES - UP!?
One of the reasons I shy away from long term "relationships" and indeed marriage etc is ... well, at the end of the day, it's never really an "equal" partnership as the feminists and femi Nazis (along with the cucks and SJW's) claim it is and should be.
I'll never forget the time my wife (years ago) yelled furiously at me when all I did was bring up a question and say "how" (much like it were a discussion).
"I always have to figure out a way!" she yelled.
Astoundingly enough she has not figured out any ways for us in terms of finances or plans, and yet, when all I needed was a "discussion" (some support would have been nice, but really, all I wanted was to DISCUSS) - I got that response.
"I'm not asking you to decide", I said. "I ..."
But I quickly realized the futitily of dealing with the vagaries of the female mind.
No, yours ain't different either bro. Fact.
And while the "ideal" one may exist, I'm yet to meet her.
But this isn't about women or marriage.
Its about "decisions", and thinking "how" rather than "oh God!".
It's thinking how to find solutions to problems rather than think of problems and attract more of those.
Carol, a lady I met (lets say "back in the day") wanted me to decide nigh on EVERYTHING.
Thats what is strange about Feminists in general - their own brethen does all they can to NOT follow their advice when they truly like a man!
I did things with that girl that you wouldn't imagine in your wildest dreams.
I mean, quite literally.
(Which is another reason the Bozos get pissed off at the "super stud", hehe, although the title in the book has got nothing to do with girls - it's about banging out pull-ups like a super stud).
But again, quite literally.
And though she "agreed" to what I decided - HERE is the astounding part.
Every time a decision had to be taken, I asked HER FIRST.
Thats right.
I asked - HER.
"What do you want, Carol?"
Her reply?
I don't know! You decide!
Fair enough - nothing wrong with "following" - especially in terms of relationships (no I'm not some sort of hidden "Christian Grey" - the polar opposite actually if you think about it) - but what I dont get is this.
And Carol told me this herself.
It was something Napoleon Hill, someone she has never read about and likely never will said too.
It might have been Hill speaking to me!
"The presence of the right woman in a man's life can stimulate and goad him to accomplishments beyond his wildest dreams".
That Madam Carol did for a while!
Before it "fell apart as it always does", as I spoke about on the other site.
Yes, I visualized unconsciously to attract her, but this email is not about that.
It's about -- why not SOLVE a problem or at least think HOW?
No, women are by far not the only ones guilty of this - there are craploads of male idiots out there like this too . . .
I truly do believe that there are great women out there too, just like there have been througout the ages (curiously enough, you'll never hear the Nazi Feminists bring up any one of them. In fact, chances are excellent and second to none they won't even KNOW who these women are if you ask 'em!).
(But they'll know the men. Convenient eh. Hehe).
Anyway, point of all this is for YOU to take charge of your life and fitness TODAY my friend.
Only YOU can make the decision.
If you want to vacillate and get fatter by the day, and more "unhappy" with the general direction your life is headed in, by all means, go for it . . .
Like I keep saying, I'm not in the business of forcing horses to drink when they don't want to!
But if you WANT to turn into that horse - that STALLION - that raging BRUTE you've always secretly wanted to be but thought you couldn't - well - there is hope.
You CAN JOIN THE RANKS OF THE SUPERHUMANS!
Go here to learn how.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Another course that will turn you into a raging stallion is right HERE.
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Why I avoid NOSY parkers like the PLAGUE From China
So, a lot of time folks come to me.
"What are you doing" (or what do you do), they ask.
They look at what I do.
Hmmmph! Thats useless, they say. Why do you do that?
In the past, I told them, and wasted precious energy and the SPIRIT trying to explain to them nutjobs.
That it's about three things - 1) doing what I love while helping people 2) getting my just DESSERTS For it and 3) well - connecting to the Spirit which is how in a sense of relaxed flow I get so much done, even when everything outside is seemingly going topsy turvy.
If you're in "God's" (or you could say Universe, as I do), literally NOTHING can be topsy turvy, and everything IS positive.
No, I dont mean the idiots who jump up and down and ignore REALITY.
I mean those that take reality, and force it to conform to THEIR STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS, NOT what someone else imagined for them.
GOal setting is the only way I know of this can be done, while you ignore everything outside it and the barrage of negativity you are sure to get even if you do NOT announce your goals to the world.
"I'll teach you", I used to tell 'em.
Hmmmpphh! How dare you charge?
And therefore, my friend, when someone - anyone - asks me what I Do - I tell them - NOT.
I tell them I ENJOY LIFE.
Which curiously enough is what I do daily x 100.
x 1000.
As everyone was meant to, but precous few DO.
With that in mind, lets take a look at what John (the customer I wrote about in my last email) had to say - (again, continuing the conversation about freebie seekers and such).
I am pasting the relevant portions of the message beneath. From the horse's mouth as it were!
....
back to the various shit heads who feel aggrieved that because you can find "most" of the things you teach online for free? Then you should not charge for your knowledge, experience or skill either.Well people if that is true then what is your problem? If you truly believe that you can learn all you want/need to know online, then why are you wasting your time writing and sending stupid pointless emails that achieve nothing and serve no valid purpose, life is just way too short to waste it with this absurd diatribe, if however you realise that you cannot learn everything online and you're ready to "really learn" from a master of his craft, then the name is Mookerjee, Rahul Mookerjee.Anyway my friend hope all is well with you, take care, train hard and don't let the bastards grind you down.
....As for the idiots out there (the cheapskates and freebie seekers) - they're usually too lazy to get even the free stuff and use it. Obviously experience has no substitute as well, and it's the jealous lot that look for a reason to bicker and tear down because like with the Bozo, thats pretty much all they have and attract into their own lives.
Yes - best to stay AWAY from such sorts - and you're spot on - it's an utter waste of time dealing with them!
(other than help others LEARN what to avoid, hehe).....
Well, my brother, that says it all, and if the cheap skates bugger you about Rahul Mookerjee, a true MASTER OF HIS CRAFT and the GAME too - and FITNESS too - well - you know what to tell 'em!
For now, its adios - be sure and grab your dream product HERE.
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - And again. Pick up Animal Kingdom Workouts NOW. It truly is that good. I'm telling you!
Why FIVE star HOTELS aren't, won't, and shouldn't be "free" or for the cheap skates
Tis amazing, my friend. It's amazing!
When I first went to China in 2004, the company I was working for put me up at a four star hotel "Winnerway" for the night.
And though I loved the room, they did all they could to RUSH ME OUT of the room ASAP the next morning.
Wouldn't even wait until the check out time of 11:00 AM lest the hotel charge extra (for another day).
Then they RUSHED me into finding an apartment - on the spot pretty much, with the first rental agency they chose.
I paid for all of this myself (not the room, but the rest of it).
Curiously enough my boss who hired me got the reverse treatment. Company put him up and was GLAD to put him up in a hotel for more than 2 weeks while he "scouted" around to find the best location for his family.
They paid his rent and everything too, which was more than what 10 employees of that office made in a month. Hehe.
But anyway, I'm not talking about the boss.
The HR manager was your typical bean counter, and from the minute I refused to take on extra and unfair responsibilities (she was not even my boss!) - she hated me with everything she had.
I could feel it. Hehe. And she made my life a living hell, unlike Perry, the next HR manager who liked me as much, and the next boss, who liked me too.
(All evens out, and I'm sorry to say - but I want to say it again - I left that second job in a manner I should not have - live and learn - but they took it well!).
Anyway . . .
When I returned to China thereafter in future years (as yall know, I did some work in India after that) - I always either consciously or unconsciously stayed at NICE hotels.
Even when I didnt have a lot of money - I made sure the initial trip was "pleasant".
And I usually stayed for at least three days and didnt feel guilty about it in the least.
Inevitably, the time went WELL (even after I checked out of the hotel).
I often wondered why.
Years later, I read Napoleon Hill's book "Outwitting the Devil", and understood immediately the importance of putting yourself in a PROSPEROUS environment first mentally and then physically to prosper.
Your definition of prosperous might not be 5 star hotels when you dont have much in the bank except FAITH.
Hill's was, and mine was too - and is - and will be - regardless of what the future might bring or hold!
Except I know what it holds.
And anyway ... money aside, the same applies to fitness.
Want to get in the best shape of your life - then learn from the best.
Want to achieve the BEST results - extreme results - then learn from one whose "Mr Extreme" been there, done that, got the T-shirt, and has several more.
And so forth.
With all this in mind let's take a look at a reply a regular customer of mine sent in from the UK (this was in response to an email I sent out about cheapskates) -
(the email was entitled what a whiner and moaner whose first langauge is clearly NOT English told me i.e. "I'm tired of thi scrap!!)
(it's posted on the other blog too for "posterity")
Rahul
W. T. F. I don't understand either, you're offering a "service" just like a Michelin Starred Chef at a top restaurant, if I want to experience what that Michelin Starred Chef has to offer? I book a table at the restaurant, order from the menu eat my meal and pay the bill whatever it is, after I've eaten I feel satisfied that I've experienced something that not everyone has the opportunity or the means to experience, either I want the experience or knowledge or whatever it is or I don't.If I do want what is on offer then I pay the price, if the price is too high??? Then I have a choice to make, I have to balance what means the most to me, the experience, knowledge or whatever it is or the money either way the choice is mine.If I decide the money means more to me than the experience, knowledge or whatever I cannot bellyache later that I've missed out on whatever was on offer and tell the person selling the service that they're wrong for trying to make money from the service on offer.I cannot understand why some people think nothing of spending a fortune on fine dining, cigarettes, booze or whatever but when it comes to training knowledge and experience those same people expect it to be free, well good luck with that.Rahul my friend you must have the patience of a saint because I would not even bother replying to these morons.I for one feel lucky that you feel I'm worthy of your help and I would never expect nor ever ask you to give me your products for nothing.Yes, you are more than generous and you give me very favourable discounts but I have too much respect for you and myself to expect something for nothing.People need to wake up and smell the roses, there's no such thing as a "free lunch".Warmest RegardsJohn.
"Wake up and smell the roses folks".
Hey John -
Thanks for the email! Yeah, there's a bunch of nuts out there as you can tell - - I didnt really reply at length to the person, mostly on the list (but he (he's acting like a "she" though, hehe) is on the list, so he probably saw the response, but he's still on there!) . . . but yeah. People are willing to fork out a fortune for stuff like Apple phones etc - but (like you say) the equivalent in training, and somehow they balk at it.
Then you have those that pay a fortune in gym memberships that end up lying unused for more than half of the year (this can be statistically proven) - and yet, a one time investment in a book that will build gumption not just mentally but physically too via all the right ways is "too much".
Truly a case of misplaced priorities!
I mean, there is obviously no issue with wanting to enjoy the finer things in life - I myself do (Corona being my favorite beer ;)) but the complaining which is mostly "jealousy" about "how dare he sell products and make money from home" is just - to me - and obviously you too - RETARDED. If these people would spend half their time (that they did whining about others) in improving their own lives, they'd go a long way towards making their own lives better!
Anyway, thats why I've put out motivational products as well and talk a lot about the spiritual side of things in my emails - in the hope that people "see the light" in that regard (nah, I dont mean in a "Jesus" sort of sense but you know what I mean!). All this talk about "recession" and "tough times" are just that talk - if you recall what happened during the Great Depression in America in the 30's, it faded away as quickly as it began (I believe Roosevelt and his method of changing people's THOUGHT had more than something to do with it!) - and the sooner people in general "get it", the sooner we can all return back to normal in the present.
I used to be and probably still am one of the most impatient people out there in many regards, but I seem to be mellowing out as of late (I think especially over the last few months). Perhaps ever since I turned 40, haha.
Thanks for your kind words - they mean a lot - as far as the discounts go, no problem if it means "genuinely helping someone out" (such as in your case) - as you know though, there's a lot of jackasses out there that are timewasters, so I keep my prices high etc to ward 'em off (thats one reason - the rest you already know :)).
Keep training hard!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
Dare to . . .
Back in the day, when I was a little kid, or I think maybe around 10 or so, I was trying to get onto a CAMEL.
In India of all things.
And that damn thing shook, shuddered, and I was scared out of my WITS.
A caustic comment was made by someone I won't mention who said "He can fight in school, but he can't get on a camel!"
Well . . .
I dont know many men that like getting on camels for one, other than camel herder or our friends from the Middle East who "came in on camels, drive luxury cars, and in a few years will likely be back to camel back riding again".
It also reminds me of a certain person in that part of the world who reportedly when the business was down rode around on donkeys no less prospecting new business (back in the day).
Truly no limits to persistence!
But anyway, the point isn't camels.
I was once scared SHITLESS of horseback riding, but I've done that too.
Swimming? I believe I was scared when I started, and right now, you could dump me in the ocean and I'd happily swim around without fear of "Megaladon" sneaking up behind me.
Believe me, the fear of the ocean is what MANY people still have NOT gotten over.
Other hand, yours truly is scared of heights - when looking down.
Oddly enough, when driving, I can negotiate tough roads in the Himalayas that would make experienced drivers puke with NO PROBLEM or vertigo.
Unless it's that time I never wrote about, or maybe I did, when I "blew a valve" so to speak when I was surrounded by Rambo like dense forests in a tiny little car - and them forests had TIGERS in them. Lots of 'em!
Visit Uttarakhand if you can - well worth it!
Or, if you're a Jim Corbett fan which I AM.
But anyway, the point isn't my "activities" so much as life.
I dared to go to China when everyone told me NOT to. I still maintain that despite what the CCP is doing NOW, it was one of the, if not THE best decision I ever made.
I got married when I was again -t old not to. Did that work out?
No, but do I regret the decision? Not for a minute.
I was told to NOT work any of the jobs I chose, and choose a more conventional career path.
Did I?
Nope.
And I'm damn glad I didnt.
In China, tons of idiots told me to stick to "teaching English": (which I admittedly got paid more than them at) and "forget about anything else".
Stick to the hourly wage, get drunk later and forget about it until the next class which you curse and get through, get back home, pass out, and such as it goes.
Uggggh.
Not for me, Jack.
My point is this - my friend.
Not necessarily to dare to be DIFFERENT.
It is dare to be YOU.
Which is something most people aren't.
When you find the real you is when REAL happiness will emerge my friend.
Be you - unapolegetically - and never back down from what you want!
Never believe you can't get it!
Fitness wise, same thing.
I was told "I could never do this" or ":never be so slim and strong" or "never do pushups like the champs (oddly enough, even though I did them with NO prodding from a young age LIKE a champ)" and so forth ...
I was told "my books and products would never ever sell".
HA!
I was told "you need to hire professional photographers".
HO!
I was told "it's just fitness". No-one will buy!
HO!
And so forth.
Point isn't me tho, it's YOU bro.
DARE is the word.
CAN YOU?
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - I want to see you say not just say "yes". I want you to say YUSSSSSSSS! And fitness wise, dare to dream that the fat will be CHISELED off at warp speeds - once you get on the Jaguar of all training programs here. Believe me, the proof is right there on the page as well, but if you're one of the lot that automatically says "price" or "it won't work", then it probably won't, and isn't for you.
Doers, get the course NOW.
Digital VS Paperback?
It's no secret that yours truly does EVERYTHING he can .... "awwwwnnnnlinnnnnnee" (as a family member once sarcastically remarked way back in 2003, i believe).
That was back when India barely had any high speed Internet at all ... And the dial up didnt work too well!
And it would charge by the minute or something, I believe.
Anyway, yours truly was from the US and he did everything online. He had a cable connection back "there" so obviously old habits die hard.
And, the whole thing about me being a caveman and so forth...
(which a lot of other people have called an "artificial lifestyle":, but hey, I'd rather that so called artificial than Shitter, Freak-o-book, Shacked-In and the other garbage out there).
There is a reason those that get it say I THINK very clearly.
The more you write, the more you think - and better.
Anyway, we've gone over all that before. Ole Freddie, and that ... and back to online, YES, it's no secret I prefer digital downloads over just about any other format.
Recently I bought an audio book, and while listening to voice can be great, I kept thinking - it would be so much FASTER if I could just read - assimiliate - absorb, and implement.
The sheeple might disagree with me on that one, but you on this list well know my dislike for VIDEOS, audio notes and so forth - if it cannot be WRITTEN out, I ain't doing it.
But anyway ...
Paperbacks?
I love 'em.
But I dont know why, every time I want to read something, I usually turn on the laptop.
But I love paperbacks, and one of my goals - this one I WILL tell the "world" about, hehe, because it's not a secret is to get a massive, mammoth LIBRARY - filled with the books I love.
And I doubt there will be any fiction in there.
But anyway, more on SO's and why I do digital - digital eliminates the need to have anyone - significant others involved in one's business.
And doing paperback with Amazon is a fairly reliable option.
Not that Bezos and Sanchez - the "senorita" if I may say so are involved with yours truly personally, but I love Bezos - and you on this list know that as well!
No more dealing with SO's that "take the money when it comes", but then barf when issues occur.
Anyway, as I recently told someone I'm dealing with "bringing wives and signifiant others into business is generally a recipe for utter and total disaster - and CHAOS".
And it's part of the reason - oh, another reason?
I can sit at home ANYWHERE in the world, and still run my biz and make money.
Lots of it at that.
Truly a business I OWN!
Can't say more than that, hehe.
I'm out - back soon - in the meantime, remember PAPERBACKS are very much an option on the site, so you CAN order 'em - they'll be shipped out via Amazon to you within 2 weeks of reciept of monies (or or thereabouts).
If you've been waiting on a purchase, the time to do it is NOW my friend.
Do so - and let me know!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Which one of you would like to fill a library with my books? I know a couple of my customers would!
PS #2 - Remember that thing about feeling grateful? I just paid some bills, and my first thought on looking at 'em? I'm glad I can pay 'em, and I'm glad for them to be here so I can PAY 'em! Same thing for YOU, my friend. When you buy a product, be glad you can BUY it - and remember, the Universe provides to EVERYONE provided you follow a few rules . . .