And I've written tomes about why before!
Bozo Schofield once labeled himself a "fun cuckold" - which of course, you on this list are well familiar with the Bozo and his antics, surely the greatest clown of all time as many of my customers have called him - but he tried to pad it away with the "I'm fun!" moniker (which he isn't - he's a sorry troll basically "living out his fantasies vicariously through yours truly").
Right from the "Rahul, how many girls added your wechat today" (I mean geez dude, I dont even take the dumbphone along with me when I workout - and unless she's super hot, I wont interrupt my workout, PERIOD!) - to the numerous rants and flip flops about Charles, and stealing money from all and sundry - all the Schofield Scams he pulled, and such ... none of it was fun to anyone except in the Bozo's mind.
Now yours truly, that is different.
If other than down to earth and realistic - other than these two, you'd have to descibe my lifestyle, it would be - in one word - FUN.
As Charles Mitchell, a great customer of mine once told me. "I wish I could have a nomadic lifestyle like yours!"
He chose the right word too i.e. nomadic.
And he didnt fall into the trap of "no stability = no money".
Often times, thinkers are way ahead of their times.
I've made no bones about the fact I am, therefore, those sort of customers are what I attract.
And back to adventures...
(I mean, look, nothing against stability and setting roots down and all that, but imagine a lifestyle where you could truly do what you wanted, travel as your heart desires, get paid anyway - its not the pipe dream most people claim it is - it's very workable provided you work up to it. As I keep telling my daughter "life is meant to be EASY". You grind - to get to the point it's easy! Then you aim for more...
Ain't no shame in living a high life the easy way, friend.
Despite what the Tom Tom's tell you about "he never sits in the office!"
Reminds me of what my Mom once said about one of my Uncles.
Tenured professor in Texas, obviously not a very high workload beyond a certain point.
"What does he do all day if he doesnt work", she asked my Dad.
"He must be helping around the house etc" responded Dad.
My Mom's tone was censorious, as if it was "wrong" to have to "not slave away".
For a person whose entire thinking of course is based upon "we have sooooooooooooo many problems", and a person that never herself worked a day in her life, well, what can I say. to each his - or her - own). )
When I returned from china for a brief break. Same thing.
"That was an adventure. Get back to real life now!"
Was the gist. (Mom again).
High life, the money pouring in - lots of gals - EASY life without too much hassle etc - and "its an adventure"?
Thats how life SHOULD be, mom.
I dont know if China found me or I found it.
Jim Thirkill was merely the medium and my experiences over the years with people have proved that beyond a sliver of doubt - which there never was in the first place. Hell, I didnt even accept the first offer they made me!
I went to China for something NEW.
And the money I was getting paid.
I had NO inkling of the adventures, girls etc that awaited!
PErhaps my Mom and Dad did, so they dissuaded me. Hehe.
Same thing for my life.
I asked my "then girlfriend" to live together before getting married - if we did.
I got the staid, typical, "its not my culture to do that" excuse.
OK, whatever I figured.
Lets do this, see if it works out, how it works out.
The results, or lack thereof, or combo - are well, out there for all to see ...
Do I regret a minute of anything I've ever done in my life?
Not in the least, my friend.
Follow my gut has always been the way for me!
Life SHOULD be fun, interesting, an adventure, when I look at the drudgery of most married couples, and what the women in those relationships tell me - usually in bed - I shudder.
Not for me.
Never in a million years!
Trust me, yours truly would be perfectly happy - and is - being a lone wolf like a lot of my customers are. I've been called that since the age of 17, when I finally got a chance to strike out on my own.
I'd be perfectly happy to never even be in a relationship with a woman.
(Note, I'm not saying "not get laid". Thats different!).
but end of the day, I'm happiest left to my own devices and living with someone no matter how good or bad, how considerate or not - end of the day, just gets old.
Not to mention I ain't exactly the easiest of persons to live with either ... Hehe.
Anyway, where I am going with all this.
Certainly not to tell you about all the women I've bedded.
But to tell you - this same spirit is what my fitness books are based upon.
I didnt ask anyone how to do it.
I ignored all the so called crap advice I got, from so called docs and stuff.
I did it my way.
And did I succeed - or not?
Hell, I'd say spectacularly, so can you!
I worked out a system based upon years of trial and error that just flat out works - for you, me, everyone!
And then I went one step further - advanced, and put that in my books too!
Trust me, these are not just the best fitness routines out there - they're FUN too if you do 'em right.
Those that have - KNOW!
Anyway - the baseline of all is the 0 Excuses Fitness System, which you should pick up now.
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