Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:34

Why whiny ex porn stars should never be taken at "face value"

So, another rumor be doing the rounds, this one probably more fact than heresay, but the whiny nature of it bears a mention. 

This being another one of my "out of shower" brain sizzles. 

Apparently "Stormy Daniels" is claiming that while her sexual dalliances with Trump were consensual (and yet she moans about them!) - it was the worst 90 seconds, I believve she said, she ever had. 

Apparently she realized that when the Trumpinator took off his pants or what not, sat in the bed in his underwear and asked her to prove she really wanted it. 

The rest I'll leave up to your imagination. Hehe. 

But "perched on the side of the bed" though as Daniels says he might have been, I have reason to doubt the "worst 90 seconds part". 

Ever remember the Donald comment about men only needing Vigara if the woman wasn't hot enough. 

Well my friends, it's one of those comments that is TRUER THAN TRUE! 

I'll further add to that - and if the woman is BORING, or acts entitled, then unless you're bozo Glyn "salivating like a doggie boy" Schofield, then all the V in the world won't help a real man get it up. 

Probably what happened with the Trumpinator.

I mean, I dont watch porn (used to way back in the day, but now?? No way!) 

And I'd rather abstain for the most part in my cave if you get my drift. 

(and yet, it's insane, but true, but I keep getting called " an Indian porn star!". The wife made the comment, countless other people have, and ...) 

(that thing about being a real man shining through, I suppose). 

And another reason why the Jim Shim bimbettes hate me ... 

But anyway, I've seen Daniels with clothes on (thankfully). 

And, five words. 

she's over the hill. 

Sure, it's about mind, but the vibe from Daniels ain't anything like say, Sunny Leone who can back her shit up. Now if someone like that spoke out, I'd be willing to hear her side of it. 

But this storrmy Daniels gal? 

Her worst 90 seconds of fame, or infamy, hehe. 

Aint got nothing on ole Monica, I'd say! ;) 

But anyway, point of this being this - that "impotence" and wives getting pissed at husbands or boyfriends not stayin hard long enough, falling asleep after a coupla beer and all that is a very real thing. 

And as we who train with Animal Kingdom Workouts, Jump rope Mania! workouts, and Advanced Hill Training - and of course the Rolls Royce of Fitness know - if there is one benefit that should be at the very top rather than bottom as I've put it - it's that men will never need "V" again. 

Dont believe me? 

Dont believe the stories about the Jim Shim addicts coming out and talkin about their shrinking balls and "little brothers" (literally so)? 

Even though it's from the horse's mouth? 

Dont believe me that my workouts do a better job of increasing blood flow to the nether regions and STRENGTHENING the core more than ANY other? 

Well, get on them first and you'll see? 

And second? 

Well, again fromthe horse's mouth - - we'll wait on some of you to chime back SPECIFICALLY on these benefits! 

I mean lets face it guys. 

I'm SURE - 100% that you've experienced an increase in libido and desire after a good steady diet of these movements - it's impossible not to. 

Write back - let the whole world know. The more, the merrier! 

I mean in terms of solo real man workouts, hehe. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - And no dirty minds to that last statement either, please. But really - get on the stick - the SHTICK - NOW